Muse on mun's inability to focus and her penchant for crossovers

[womanwhobeatyou]

You do realize it is entirely your fault that you are bored?

Do stop being skittish and do something, pet, or I will have to be very forceful. Especially to one of those myriad detectives and doctors you seem so fond of introducing me to.

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[solvescases]

That I will admit to. [Easily done.]

[womanwhobeatyou]

From you, that's almost as good as admitting sentiment, you realize?

:3

[solvescases]

[a scathing look that says hush you]

<3

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Just this look, Sherlock. She knows.]

[solvescases]

Stop it. [Not looking at you anymore, PHONE TEXTING MORE INTERESTING.]

[womanwhobeatyou]

Bothered? My, you ARE out of sorts.

[solvescases]

I am answering text messages, I am not out of sorts.

[womanwhobeatyou]

[You can hear how smug she is through the text, can't you, Sherlock.]

Oh? Then why the abrupt change of subject? And method, I might add.

[solvescases]

[A-hrm, texts must have been crossed there...]

What else? Boredom.

[womanwhobeatyou]

[A laugh.]

I might have believed you, if you hadn't asked me to stop before taking up checking your messages.

[There's a distinct amused edge to the word 'asked' as she stressed it, as if she'd meant something else, 'begged', perhaps.]

[solvescases]

[Pfft, he did not beg.

Ordered, yes. Demanded? Definitely. But never begging.]

Odd enough that we are still here when we have a proper story going on somewhere else. [Maybe the mun is just too amused to quit just yet.]

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Smirking. She's obviously enjoying this. And so is the mun.]

Insinuating that you can't properly focus on more than one thing at once?

[solvescases]

And you would be insinuating that I have some form of ADHD? No, I blame that on the mun. [Of course.]

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Smirkity smirking forever.]

I'm hardly insinuating anything, Mr. Holmes. You do, however, seem to be rather oversensitive.