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Well I'll be, mundane! Guess that recent episode got ya that little bit more giddyup to go ahead and make this here journal. Just don't think about sending me to one of them "sex" places. That ain't right, and I ain't going even if y'all try and make me.

( Don't worry AJ, I'd never do that! )

As long as we're both on the same page, then you got nothing to worry about same as me. Uh... and if I can make another small request? Don't put me someplace where I'd get killed. Not too keen on the idea of being brought back from the dead. ( AJ shivers a little. ) Woo, gives me the willies just thinking about it!

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The Great and Powerful Trixie's mundane is forcing her to mention that applications at

gargleblasted shall be opening up in due time.

My mun's gotta get themselves situated proper. How long do ya think it'll be before applications open?

...And I thought y'all were done with that "Great and Powerful" stuff.

Trixie deems your mundane to have plenty of time, as applications open on the 29th.

[Trixie scoffs.]

The only things Trixie is done with are red amulets that force herself to commit vile, horrific acts. She is a showmare, she wonders why in Equestria she should quit her job. Because, you know, it's how she makes a living.

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Hey, AJ! If you wanted to try your hoof out at something fun, my mun suggests

route_29, and it wouldn't just be the 2 of us. Twilight and Fluttershy are here, too.

I'll make sure my mun checks the place out from head to toe in the time they've got.

Ain't no honest, hard work involved in that sort of living, but I guess there's more than one way to get an apple out of a tree. Just make sure y'all don't get anymore ideas in your head about enslaving Ponyville.

That's a tempting offer, Rainbow Dash. Looks like my mun's got two places to put under their belt for future contemplation.

...Though what the hay is a Pokemon?

...I won't. I don't want to enslave or torture anypony again... I just... I just wanted my life back and everything went wrong.

Ponies can do crazy things when they're desperate, and it wasn't all your fault. I reckon your life can get a whole helping better if you work hard at improving it.

[Trixie remains quiet, staring at the floor for a few seconds. Then she looks up, determined.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie still has her career while she is remaining in residence upon The Thor, and will continue to draw awe from all of her audience!

If that's your calling then keep pursuing it. You won't hear any complaining from me... unless, y'know, y'all end up in serious danger.

[Trixie scoffs again.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie does not get into danger.

[Don't make her do the introduction listing all of her feats and accomplishments.]

( You mean like taking down an Ursa Major? )

Then what would y'all call that incident the first time ya showed up?

Well, think of a Pokemon like another pony - except you get to pull off stupendous awesome attacks like firing bolts of lightning, shooting blasts of hot fire from your mouth or hitting bursts of water at somepony you can't stand like Discord!

Or, it's kinda like Winona having powers like Twilight and Princess Celestia.

That sure does sound like something.

( There's a brief pause here as AJ runs a hoof under her chin in thought. Afterward... )

Hey uh, Rainbow Dash... Do y'all think I could maybe find one of these Pokemon that resembles Winona, on account of me not being able to bring her along? At least I think I can't...

[Exactly.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie was merely attempting to lure it out of town.

[Trixie knows the earth pony knows that that's a lie; she had admitted that she didn't take it down when she came back. But she's still going to try.]

Sure! My mun suggests Growlithe for your first Pokemon, 'cause it's a Fire-type but also a puppy Pokemon, very loyal and obedient. Once you've raised their level high enough, it'll evolve into Arcanine!

(Rainbow thinks for a moment, then grins.)

Plus, you can even give Growlithe a nickname - I chose a Charmander for my first Pokemon but soon got Squirtle after a few weeks, so I named him Tank! You could name your Growlithe Winona if you want!

Consider this a second request for you to come to

route_29, AJ. We all miss you, and I think you'll be a wonderful Pokemon trainer.

Even if becoming a human is going to be pretty awkward for you at first.

Oh jeez, look at everypony else showing up just to try to get you to come places! Don't worry, AJ, I'm just here to hang out with you!

[This is about as subtle as Dash gets.]

'Course it would be easier if you were where I was...

Y'all are as trustworthy as Flim & Flam.

I'd have to think of a separate name for this Growlithe you're talking about. I don't wanna replace Winona with them. Ain't no pet out there that can replace her.

Well shucks Twilight, that's mighty kind of you to say.

( Hey wait a minute... )

Uh... human?

My mun's already got problems stretching themselves too thin as is when it comes to their job, so I'm gonna have to talk this whole thing over with them. If it doesn't stretch them too thin, Rainbow Dash, then I'll definitely consider coming to be with ya.

The Great and Powerful Trixie has never heard of such ponies.

Oh yeah! Don't get me wrong. It was entirely my mun's idea to send me here after you. I'm totally cool. I've been getting along just fine without you!

[Rainbow Dash's cutie mark could easily be sour grapes, some days.]

Besides, it's weird here. Pinkie Pie's stuck as a human!

Long story short, they tried to swindle everypony out of their bits. We proved that hard work beats out funny contraptions though.

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