on the heartless plot in adstringendum...

[wheeloffire]

Dear mun,

What are you doing? You've, you've killed him!

[ mun: (charlie brown teacher speak.) ]

You may not have killed him yourself, but you have allowed it just the same! Do you not understand how important he is to me? Samwise was being attacked, and you let his mundane carry on with it. You encouraged it! And now, he's gone...!

[ mun: (more charlie brown teacher speak.) ]

... ...It is already so hard for me, in Adstringendum. Please, do not make my burden greater than it already is.

[ mun: (even more charlie brown teacher speak.) ]

Yes, I see that you have rejoined the box that you are so uncertain of. Though I do not understand why you join, but refuse to post. I hope you change your mind soon.

Comments

[anexpert]

You should obtain a death reversal kit. One of the muns might have one lying around for you to use.

If you get one, you'll know what to do with it.

[wheeloffire]

... A what? I have never heard of such a thing.

[anexpert]

It's a kit that reverses dying.

[wheeloffire]

And what stories have you heard this from? You cannot reverse death.

This is hardly funny at all.

[anexpert]

I first heard the legend from the Shoggoth. He lives in the back of my closet, and he imparted onto me the secrets of... [ Pause, and he stares at you with his droopy, beady eyes. ] ... r-- reversing death.

I'm an expert, so you know you can trust me.