Someone's a little annoyed at her app.

[acro_bat_ic]

So, one minute I'm in the river, and the next I'm drowning in the sea? With demons? ...And pops was worried about me being a police woman.

You know Bats is gonna come after me, right? I mean, I am his one and only sidekick. I even have batgear.


...Had batgear? You're destroying my stuff? That is so not cool!

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[acro_bat_ic]

Hence why he's pushing me into gymnastics?

[big_blue_boyscout]

Just a guess.

[He shrugs.]

I guess he thinks it has some benefits for you. Maybe it looks good on a college application.

[acro_bat_ic]

He thinks I can go the Olympics.

[big_blue_boyscout]

It sounds like you've got some real talent, there.

[acro_bat_ic]

How do you think I keep up? [It's not like she's got a lot of combat training. She dodges enemies by bouncing around.]

[big_blue_boyscout]

I'm guessing that and sheer determination.

[Especially if she kept crashing Bruce's missions in spite of his inevitable 'go away' speech.]

[acro_bat_ic]

[Eventually he gave up and just started with the blank looks.

...Sometimes, he even smiled.]

What can I say? I'm spirited.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I know.

[The Barbara he knows didn't even let being paralyzed from the waist down stop her. Bruce being grumpy sure wouldn't.]

[acro_bat_ic]

[She'd approve if she knew.]

So how do you know me?

[big_blue_boyscout]

It's ... it's hard to explain. I know a version of you. There's a lot of different parallel worlds, I'm from one of them ... it's confusing.

[acro_bat_ic]

I think I'm starting to get that.

[big_blue_boyscout]

It'll save you a headache later on.

[acro_bat_ic]

Let me guess - this sort of thing happens a lot?

[big_blue_boyscout]

Not a lot, but not exactly rare either.

[acro_bat_ic]

Seems like they're all over this place.

[big_blue_boyscout]

Here, yeah.

[acro_bat_ic]

And in the game.

I've already got Steph fawning over me.

[big_blue_boyscout]

That doesn't surprise me too much ... or at all.

[acro_bat_ic]

And I'm hearing something about a Tim.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I'm sure you'll meet him sooner or later.

[acro_bat_ic]

And Dick? [She still doesn't know why Bats needs a Robin.]

[big_blue_boyscout]

Probably sooner. I'm sure you two will get along just fine.

[He knows something you don't know~]

[acro_bat_ic]

Hey, as long as he knows I came first.

[What do you know she doesn't know?]

[big_blue_boyscout]

Really? It was the opposite where I'm from.

[Things ...]

[acro_bat_ic]

Seriously?

...What sort of name is Robin, anyway?

[What sort of things?]