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[devil_groom]

...so can I get married to a demon already?

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[snowwhitemadness]

Marriage to a demon? You're a strange boy aren't you...

[devil_groom]

It's not weird if she's sexy.

[snowwhitemadness]

Does she have to be a demon or just powerful?

[devil_groom]

Neither!

She just has to be sexy.

[snowwhitemadness]

Very simple of you. And what would you have to offer to her?

[devil_groom]

[Instantly-]

My penis!

[Thumbs up!]

[snowwhitemadness]

[What. Wow.]

Sex isn't everything a girl would want. You'd have to have more than that or she'll get bored with you~

[devil_groom]

No! But, no guy is going to marry someone who doesn't love his dingaling! So that's a very important part of the negotiations! Never underestimate the value of a penis.

[What was he talking about again? Oh yeah.]

Whatever! For the right girl, I'd trade my body and my soul right away.

cant. stop. laughing.

[snowwhitemadness]

The right one? Wouldn't any 'sexy' girl do?

[ You did say that. ]

[devil_groom]

Not 'any' sexy girl. They have to be really sexy. With the sort of scent that gives me a boner every time, and they have to be tall too, with great tits.

[anexpert]

Demons are a bastard. It is never advisable to ever marry a demon, because they're... f-full of tricks. They'll also suck out your fluids.

[devil_groom]

That's the idea!

[anexpert]

The demon will typically suck out your fluids through your wallet. This will probably leave you a dry and hollow husk of a human being while the demon settles, stops going to the gym and becomes morbidly obese.

[devil_groom]

...An' how long does that take?

[anexpert]

Well, the fluid-sucking is a long and horrible ordeal that stretches over many years, but you'll probably feel it begin as soon as the demon wedding is over.

The demon will probably let itself go and lose it's sexy body in five years or so.

Demon in-laws are also the worst of the available in-laws, which is another reason marrying a demon is a bad time.

[devil_groom]

I have a year to live, so it's all okay!

[anythingyousay]

Marrying a demon sounds really really dangerous!

[devil_groom]

Worth it.

[anythingyousay]

I guess if you say so, I can't really argue with that! Or anything you say for that matter.

[devil_groom]

Really? Useful.

[anythingyousay]

Yeah, it's in my programming after all!

[devil_groom]

So if I said that was really dumb you'd...?

[anythingyousay]

I'd most likely agree with you! Yeeaahh...

[devil_groom]

[Since this dork is terrible at being evil, he tries this.]

You should disagree with everything I say!

[anythingyousay]

Ah hah, I uh, I can't really do that! And wouldn't agreeing to that be a contradiction? That'd be crazy!

[devil_groom]

[Aww. He was hoping for a total logical explosion.

Okay, one more try-]

It'd be a contradiction if I was telling the truth, which I never do.

[anythingyousay]

[Haha, wow, this guy sure is dumb!]

Well I have to take things at face value, now don't I?

[devil_groom]

[His brain is like a dried pea in a can.]

...How come you aren't blowing up? Robots are supposed to do that when you say paradoxes.

[anythingyousay]

That would make robots pretty inefficient! And I am pretty sure efficiency is in my programming too, haha. But I admire your interest in simple and unnecessary experimentation!

[devil_groom]

They don't at all? That's like, 30% of why you would build a robot in the first place!

[anythingyousay]

To blow them up? Well, if that was the purpose of that model! I suppose robots are meant to be expendable, haha, but that's more of a possibility rather than a direct purpose! I seems like an awful waste of supplies and effort, now doesn't it?

[devil_groom]

Yeah.

But it's also wicked cool.

[anythingyousay]

Haha yeah! Woo! I guess it can be pretty darn cool, hey? Bang!