On future plans.

[reigninhell]

Wait. You're going to do what with me? ...mun, that's almost cute, but I don't think even you can... Well. Maybe you can.

Still, if you're planning on breaking me, know that I put up a hell of a fight.

Get it? Hell of a fight?

All right, maybe even Gabriel wouldn't use that one. But I bet it appeals to that tiny pea you call a brain.

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[malleusmaleficarum]

[She's pretty sure no one will find that funny. But she at least keeps from mentioning that or grimacing. And that's a lot harder than it sounds.]

What's Your plan?

[reigninhell]

[Bless you, Ruby. Or not. The demonic version.]

Mun's planning to send me to that island she's so fond of, where she has the bird and the angel-snogger.

After Michael takes a crack at me.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Takes a crack at You?

[She wants to ask if He means the Fall or if he means Game Day, but that's a really awkward question to ask without offending Him. So, she opts not to ask and continue breathing.]

You'll have bested him, right? I mean, she's not planning on sending You here with nothing a Band Aid can't handle, is she?

[reigninhell]

No, I don't think I will have.

[And he's not happy about it.]

Evidently she's worried about me murdering everyone in the place.

[malleusmaleficarum]

[Ruby frowns.]

You only kill those that deserve it.

[A very long pause.]

On second thought, You would probably slaughter everyone there. I've thought about it once or twice myself.

[reigninhell]

[He cracks a smile, for her benefit, though he's mentally distracted.]

That bad, huh? At least I'll have someone to talk to.

[malleusmaleficarum]

[That gives her pause.]

I'm not really sure that'd be the smartest thing to do. The Winchesters haven't exactly been singing Your praises...

[reigninhell]

I won't look like this when I get there. Mun's finding me a new vessel who won't fall apart.

[Waves a hand.]

It would take more than the Winchesters to rat me out.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Some of Your brothers are there, Father. Gabriel, in particular.

[She's not doubting him being able to hide from most everyone else, but family's pretty hard to fool.]

[larker]

Wow, Lucy. Even I wouldn't use that one.

[reigninhell]

I've been in this headspace a while with nothing to do.

[Enjoy your side-eye, Gabe.]

[larker]

That's just terrible. Before we know it you'll be wearing sportswear and tagging everything with #YOLO.

[Seemingly oblivious to the side-eye.]

[reigninhell]

Do I even want to know what that means?

[larker]

Not really, but I will say it's like a human-made form of natural selection. I don't think even people would cry when those who use it suddenly drop dead.

[Shrugs, pulls out some candy to nom on as he keeps an eye on his brother.] So, mundane problems? Really?

[reigninhell]

You sound surprised. [He shrugs.] I don't exactly have any power in here.

[larker]

[Slow chew.]

Sounds like you're going to have a blast, since it seems like your mundane really has it out for you. Before you know it you'll be somewhere with no powers, killing laws and strict activity checks. What a hard life.

[reigninhell]

No, I'll have my powers. I mean, if I go where she's planning.

[Now he raises an eyebrow.]

Did your mun strip yours away?

[warbleronsmythe]

Are you not the Angel of Pride? My favourite angel.

Sebastian Smythe's the name, and understanding how obnoxious dear mundanes is my game. [well, clearly not his only game. But one of them]

[reigninhell]

That would be me, yes; the one and only.

[warbleronsmythe]

Pleasure to meet you. I've always wanted to.

[reigninhell]

Have you, now. I don't hear that very often.

[warbleronsmythe]

Really? How could no one adore the angel of pride? You're incredible, truly.

[reigninhell]

I know that. Everyone else is extremely unconvinced, for reasons that are apparently beyond my understanding.

[That's a lie, but he'll never admit it.]

It's nice to find a human with a brain.

[warbleronsmythe]

Ah, most humans idolize your brother, or so I've heard. I don't understand why. Loyalty is nice, but pride is something I enjoy much more.

[has nothing to do with his flamboyant sexuality. Of course not.

or the fact he thinks he's the best at ... everything]

[reigninhell]

Michael is rather hypocritical. Loyalty didn't prevent him from turning on me in an instant.