Ethan Durant (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-12-21 04:53 pm
geezerteaser) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-21 04:53 pm
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...really, this was the best username that you and your friends could think up for me? I expected stupid cat jokes or something shifter related, but no, you went with my age in a way that could be construed all the wrong ways. The terrible part was expected, what with you taking great joy in ruining my ancestors' lives, but the age stuff wasn't really expected at all.
You could have done something pretentious and French. I know you have it in you to do it and it'd work with my whole cover as a rich asshole of a playboy in the country and all. Come on, don't give me that "je ne parle pas français" bullshit. You and I both know that you know enough to find something fitting.
Of course, you didn't do that and now I'm completely certain that I'm not allowed to have nice things. I'm thankful you're not planning to send me to one of these games or anything. Okay, no, I see that look and I'm ignoring it because once again no, you're not sending me anywhere. You're not allowed.
You could have done something pretentious and French. I know you have it in you to do it and it'd work with my whole cover as a rich asshole of a playboy in the country and all. Come on, don't give me that "je ne parle pas français" bullshit. You and I both know that you know enough to find something fitting.
Of course, you didn't do that and now I'm completely certain that I'm not allowed to have nice things. I'm thankful you're not planning to send me to one of these games or anything. Okay, no, I see that look and I'm ignoring it because once again no, you're not sending me anywhere. You're not allowed.