Muse is amused

[the_gardens_apple]

Darling Mun, with all this apocalypse talk there is something you have overlooked.

And that is this:

If there were to be an apocalypse, my husband would already have me against the wall, celebrating.

As he does not, it's is safe to assume the world will spin on.

Now, go finish your work.

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[speciosus_lenocinium]

Against a wall yes...

Or maybe that desk...

[Never mind whose desk that is.]

Or explaining how this wasn't our fault. Again.

[the_gardens_apple]

Father would be yelling to get out of his office, Michael would be shouting about how we are defiling the House, Gabriel would be asking yet again about that menage a trois...

And Raphael would be in a NICU somewhere cradling all the babies.

[speciosus_lenocinium]

So basically our normal family dinners.

[the_gardens_apple]

Except I would be actually naked, not just accused of it.

[speciosus_lenocinium]

Only because according to you I can't have my way all the time.

[the_gardens_apple]

[Well, someone is being especially themselves today...]

You, my love, are spoiled enough. And we tried me naked at dinner. You couldn't keep your hands to yourself, remember?

[Advantage of long hair: She wasn't truly naked.]

[speciosus_lenocinium]

[...Well. Yes?]

No, I'm really not~

[One of the many reasons he loves her hair.]

Well. I've matured a little since there. Probably.

[the_gardens_apple]

Yes, you are.

[He just loves her. She knows it.]

Darling, it's amusing you think so, but no, you really haven't.

[speciosus_lenocinium]

Oh no, never.

[He really does.]

Well. A little. Perhaps. Some of the time.

[the_gardens_apple]

Just because I spoil you more doesn't mean you aren't spoiled enough, love.

[Of course. They flounced out of heaven together, after all.]

Not even every other Tuesday of the blue moon.

[speciosus_lenocinium]

Yes it does.

[Playful.]

Sure I have. I haven't even set the help on fire for annoying me in a couple centuries.

[dirtdog]

[Suspecting he knows and having to ask anyway:] Who's your husband?

[the_gardens_apple]

His name is Luke. My name is Misa. How do you do?

[Luke and Misa, Lucifer and Lilith, same thing really. And she isn't hiding it...]

not EVA Lilith, but still Lilith

[terreifying]

Hi, Big Mommy! I don't think it's time for the rejoining yet!

/totally canonblind

[the_gardens_apple]

The rejoining, little one?

/Rei is an artificial being made from lilith parts

[terreifying]

Yep! Everyone goes back to being one being inside of you.

[Not that Rei wants this to happen or anything.]

O_o

[the_gardens_apple]

.... Darling, I gave birth to my two sons. No one is returning inside of me.

[Except Luke.]

yes, it's that kind of canon

[terreifying]

Yeah, but you're symbolically the Mother of Humanity. The end of the world is basically removing all barriers so all humans and Angels will be the same being. But it's really better for us to all stay on Earth and make BABIES!

Poor Misa, having a WUT kind of day...

[the_gardens_apple]

No, that's Eve. I was the "mother of demons" and the Queen of the Incubi. Still am the Queen, actually. And if people really want to meet Angels, they mere need to open their eyes.

Should I mention Rei is robot pilot jesus?

[terreifying]

Nah, I hear EVE is more like the planet itself. You and Daddy just used it to make humans. It's really complicated and I don't understand some parts of it.

... She'd laugh.

[the_gardens_apple]

Daddy? Lucifer is your father?

This is the most messed up Angel party

[terreifying]

Nope. ADAM is everybody's Big Daddy. He's also sorta like God. But he doesn't like anyone, so we shot him in the face and dumped him in a Dirac.

It reeeeeally is. XD

[the_gardens_apple]

My husband is Lucifer, dear. Adam was merely a human that Father created. As was Eve.

all we need is a Jehovah popping in

[terreifying]

ADAM is an Angel, just like you. It just got all weird when humans wrote you guys into the Bible.

[larker]

It's always apocalypse-o'clock somewhere in the world.

OMG GAAAAAAAAAAAABE! /loves

[the_gardens_apple]

Well, yes, but let's be honest, if we jumped to every time someone yelled that the world was ending, we'd never get anything done. And it's not like I can take my attention away from Luke for that long.

i couldn't resist ahaha

[larker]

I remember when every Sunday was the End of Days. Well, I suppose this lot are due a few more scares. Maybe I'll go talk to someone from NASA. About time there was a meteoric close call.

Man, she treats Gabe like her little brother...

[the_gardens_apple]

Aren't meteors very Jurassic? I understand enjoying the classics, but that's a bit well worn even for a 'classic'.

I keep telling Father we could just let Luke and Rafe talk to world leaders, but He always huffs at me that I am not the comedian of the Family.

sounds like a riot, but then he is technically the baby of the family

[larker]

[Eyebrow. Raise. What even?

Shrugs it off.]

Maybe, but it's about time the science crew had a scare. Then the religious groups can laugh at them for a few weeks. That and I want to see who the first person is to suggest getting hold of Bruce Willis.

In hers, Raphael is.

[the_gardens_apple]

[What? Her little brother Gabe loves the classics.]

Probably the boy with the mohawk. He seems the kind to do such a thing.

You know someone would start humming John Denver.