Voice test after debut in OOC chat, oh god

[hosannasofanguish]

Atychiphobia is quite common, you know. It explains so much about your personality, too; why you worry so much when taking risks such as this.

I will admit, your handling of the conflict with Two-Face was good. Not perfect, but good.

[Humming under his breath, a coy smile visible through his mask.]

But how long before the fear sets in, I wonder... The Sandman's coming in his train of cars...

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[getmygoodside]

I'd like to see you handle it on your own.

[Someone's totally not bitter noooo.]

[hosannasofanguish]

Been there.

Done that.

[getmygoodside]

I'm not giving you the chance of pulling that again, got me?

[hosannasofanguish]

Why give when I can simply take?

[getmygoodside]

You're not the only one that can take.

he's just fucking with you now

[hosannasofanguish]

True.

But if that mock-ing-bird won't sing, momma's gonna buy you a dia-mond ring~

goddamnit crane

[getmygoodside]

Don't play shrink with me.

Har har har.

[hosannasofanguish]

And if that dia-mond ring turns brass...

I do not play, Harvey. That's my job.

Don't make me get the gasoline.

[getmygoodside]

Real shrinks don't get locked up in the nuthouse.

I'd give a fuck, but they're all on fire.

[hosannasofanguish]

It's only because they're too afraid to place me anywhere else. I made sure of that. After all, where else can you find such a variety of test subjects?

[getmygoodside]

Listen good, I'm not one of your tests subjects!

[hosannasofanguish]

[He chuckles, almost giggles, creepily at this.]

You're all my test subjects, Dent.

Mama's gonna buy you a look-ing glass...

[getmygoodside]

[God, that giggle's so irritating.]

You're nothing but a nut.

[hosannasofanguish]

[He does it just for you.]

I quite disagree. 'Round and 'round this argument goes.

[getmygoodside]

[Creeeep. He got enough of that from Pamela in his attorney days, you dork.]

Not if I can help it.

[Don't make him flip the coin.]

[hosannasofanguish]

[Now you get it from Crane. That's just what you get for being a former good guy.]

Help it, then. Whatever helps you cope.

[getmygoodside]

It's not coping, it's the way of the world.

[Heads he'll keep talking. Scarred side he hightails it out of here.

...

...heads.

Goddamnit.]

...don't day anything.

[hosannasofanguish]

[Alright, no words. Just... sitting. Staring. With those creepy red eyes.]

[killerchlorophyll]

Not soon enough.

[hosannasofanguish]

Hrrum. Indeed.

[killerchlorophyll]

My offer stands.

[hosannasofanguish]

Perhaps I may take you on it, assuming the others that were offered can behave themselves.

[killerchlorophyll]

Don't assume.

It makes for poor judgement.

[hosannasofanguish]

Human nature. A fascinating study, truly.

A person will judge and form an opinion, incorrect as it may be, within less than two seconds of seeing you.

[killerchlorophyll]

I'm sure it is, Crane.

Should they have the two seconds to gather themselves, I'm positive.

[hosannasofanguish]

All why I went into psychology -- aside from the studies of phobias. It helps to understand the basics of your test subjects.

Heh. That is true.

Loebcrow ♥

[cackling]

Well, SHOOT. This is what I get for thinking that nursery rhyme thing was just a silly little phase you'd grow out of!

CREEPER <3

[hosannasofanguish]

Phase? No. Personal preference. After all, most nursery rhymes are quite sinister when applied to context.

[cackling]

So are aglets and tree frogs, but I don't see you using them in your evil schemes. Picky, picky.

Some day you'll grow out of this and we'll all look back and have ourselves a nice, hearty laugh.

[hosannasofanguish]

Those are harder to come by on a budget such as mine.

Perhaps. For now... Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wander?

[cackling]

Liar, liar, straw on fire. You're just laaa-zy.

Come on now, be more creative! Don't make me start pulling teeth yet!

[hosannasofanguish]

Some things take copious planning; not that you would know.

[cackling]

You say that like that kind of thing actually works out for you. When's the last time big, scary Professor Crane came up with a plan that actually worked?

Show of hands, class - this is not a trick question! I expect a full report by the end of the week.

[hosannasofanguish]

It depends on what you mean by "worked". But what format would you like that in?

[...Did... he just make a joke?]

1/3

[cackling]

Weeeell -

2/3

[cackling]

3/3

[cackling]

...Who are you and what have you done with the Scarecrow?

[hosannasofanguish]

Nothing. Disarming observational humor. Does it make you uncomfortable?