dear_mun | Mun just saw the deleted/extended scenes on the Avengers Blu-Ray.

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Mun just saw the deleted/extended scenes on the Avengers Blu-Ray.

What do you mean that's a good look for me. Need I remind you that I was possessed? And me getting my head hit again isn't funny.

I don't understand you sometimes, seriously. You should stick to fawning over one of the others in this head of yours.

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I believe they have the right idea. It was a good look. A pity, really.

No-one asked you.

I see nowhere it stipulates otherwise. Speaking on a public forum will gain agreements and disagreements. Perhaps you should expect that.

Since when do prisoners have rights in "public forums?"

It would seem now, apparently. Seeing as we are conversing, I wouldn't think such a moronic question needed to be asked or answered.

And here I had such hopes for your mental capabilities, Agent Barton.

[Don't let him get to you, Clint.]

Sorry to be such a disappointment.

[ No, you should. It will be much more fun that way. ]

I cannot say that is much of a surprise. Mortals are nothing but a worthless disappointment.

Good to know we mess with your expectations.

There are no expectations to speak of.

How can we be a disappointment if there's no expectation?

Having expectations and being a disappointment are different things. Perhaps had I expectations of mortals not being worthless, it would be something altogether different.

However, seeing as dead or alive you are of the same use, that isn't the case.

...Same use?

[He can't help but ask...]

Yes. That would be nothing, at the bare bones of it all.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but your big plan to knock SHIELD out wouldn't have happened without me.

Oh? You think that highly of yourself? As if another lemming could not have sufficed for anything I needed done.

Sure you could. I'm not the one who thinks so high of himself he needs an oxygen mask to breath.

I breathe just fine.

At any rate, you were simply there and easy. Not to mention it was terribly fun turning you against your silly little team.

Still kicked your ass. Wouldn't say we were that "silly."

Some people have a big thing for blue eyes, that's all.

I don't think that's it.

So...they like the idea of you being a malnourished puppet?

I don't want to know what they like.

Because you really did look quite awful. Sick. Chapped lips. Like you hadn't slept. Like you were going to die sort of awful.

It wasn't exactly a picnic, that's for sure.

Maybe your mun thinks you look your best when you're half-dead.

Like I said, I don't really want to know.

Oh, Agent Barton, the more you put up walls of not caring and not giving a shit, the more they're going to want to fawn over you.

[so tsun, clint]

Or they might just leave me alone.

[Don't even joke about that, dude]

Has that worked for you yet?

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For a while, until he watched that damn movie again.

You should probably get used to it.

But hey, that damn thing's about as long as Titanic, so maybe he won't watch it that much?

Fifteen times when it was in cinemas.

Bluntly speaking, then: you're fucked.

Have fun with that.

Well, as long as we're being blunt.

I'm assuming that with a boss like Fury, blunt happens whether you want it to or not.

Can be. Makes things run smoother.

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