harvardesque: (how dare you provide a single fork)
...gentlemen. ([personal profile] harvardesque) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-21 03:03 pm

voice test; canon: m*a*s*h

Madam,

I submit to what several of my good, General friends hope will be your careful consideration my papers of immediate leave from your service.

Following them, I submit my avid contempt.

Following that, I submit a notice of complaint regarding the abhorrent quality of first grade caviar transportation to active military encampments.

Following everything but an early grave, I submit today's enemy contribution to armed combat, as served in our mess halls. You will recognize it as the green portion of eggs in the vicinity of the relatively harmless pink one.

With questionable esteem, and trusting this begins and ends our collaboration on the appropriately civilized note,

Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
penisenvy: <user name=random-graphics> (guileless son)

[personal profile] penisenvy 2012-12-22 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
First off, don't call me a girl. Second off, I was schooled only by the best of teachers. None of them mentioned an "America".