I may have kinda of started all this mess by upsetting a gods temple. Then there was the doomsday cult, that fertility goddesses staff, the book of omens, it's been a busy few days setting it back the way it was.
[Usually, Trixie would be the one telling stories. Luckily, she's fine with the role reversal right now because DARING BUCKING DO is telling her a story! Best day of her life, seriously! Saving Equestria alongside Starswsirl and now this!
When the story ends, Trixie enthusiastically stomps her front hooves in applause.]
I-I mean, uh, we're all going to live! Of course. The odds of the earth ending in such a short time are astronomical anyway, and technically it won't be the earth ending, it'll be when other planets and stars 'end', for example the biggest theory is that the sun -
[Ryoji's just... feeling his face, stretching it and making many rather goofy faces. He pats the top of his head, checks both hands, tries for a very, very long time to look at his own back...
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They... they did it!
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Stupid cursed artifacts needing to be returned to their stupid temples...
...I mean hi. What'd I miss?
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The Great and Powerful Trixie deems you missed this entire thread. She suggests you to be more on time for the next supposed apocalypse.
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[she has arrows sticking out of her helmet and her tail is singed!]
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...The Great and Powerful Trixie wonders what sort of adventures you were out on.
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Err...just a err...tour of the Mayan temples. A photo tour! Yes.
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....
You can't prove anything!
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...Trixie also deems your tail to have been singed by something.
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You're just lucky you're cute!
I may have kinda of started all this mess by upsetting a gods temple. Then there was the doomsday cult, that fertility goddesses staff, the book of omens, it's been a busy few days setting it back the way it was.
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[launches into a tale worthy of it's own movie]
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When the story ends, Trixie enthusiastically stomps her front hooves in applause.]
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Welp. It's back to Hell-- I mean, Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Woman -- for him.
Oh god.]
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Fancy a less apocolyptic trip?]
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          I guess he did it.
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But should the light of hope be lost when we next awaken...we shall return the cosmos to the Void.
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1/2
2/2
[blah blah blah blah]
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[One very happy Dale.]
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And then finally grins.]
I'm back!
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Welcome back, Ryoji.
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[He bites his lip, trying to reach out for Minato's hand.]
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It's alright. The Seal is in place now.
But...I'm still here.
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[Hey, is it cool if Ryoji just keeps holding your hand now? He's kind of afraid you might float away.]
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Or the moon having a face.
But with so many of us [Arisatos], we formed a strong enough Seal. We didn't need to sacrifice ourselves.
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...I'm so glad to know you.
[Good, because Ryoji doesn't want to let go now. Not at all.]