Considering a Second Home / Voice Testing

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

What is it with you and your hard-on for stranding me in moving vessels? First it's the spaceship, and then when I finally go home, I'm on another spaceship - then you bring me back to the first spaceship as soon we were heading home.

Now it's a boat. You want to strand me on a boat filled with monsters. I think I'm done talking to you.

[ A pause. ]

It looks like you have to wait a while, anyway. Plan your stuff out first before you go blazing in half-cocked. Timeline issues, making sure you have a strong grasp of me.

Comments

IDEK

[okei]

How can you be stranded on a boat? Why not just jump off? I mean, unless you can't swim...

[In which case, he feels sorry for you.]

IDK EITHER, BUT IT'S GOOD

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

Monsters. Not just on the boat but in the water and air if you go too far away from it.

There's only so many I could take out.

[okei]

Try shuriken or boomerangs. Paper airplanes. Anything.

[Why yes, those are some of the weapons Jonathan has access to. Where there's a will, there's a way.]

Much better than being stuck on a boat, I imagine.

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

[ Well isn't he just a special little golden retriever? ]

You're telling me, but it's no dice. I could work with a knife and guns, but those won't do me good for very long if I try escaping.

[okei]

[Wow. Rude. Also, wrong breed.]

Sounds terrible. Can't say I envy ya, man.

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

Few people ever do. Don't see why, though. I live an amazing life.

[okei]

Oh yeah? Is that why your mun is trying to make you live in those inescapable places?

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

Yeah, he just loves me. I would love to just hug him.

Around the neck.

[demon_brat]

Seriously?!

[Because... Damian there was from - well. From after Talia controlled his body using the spine she implanted into him as a result of a bullet shot acquired from the assassin sent after Todd, so he was not at all with the fond memories of the man.]

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

Heh. Just a possibility, kid. Don't get your scaly panties in a twist.

[ Him? Shoot a kid? C'mon now, Damian must clearly be thinking of some other Jason Todd. ]

[demon_brat]

[... oh, Todd shot him way before that. When he had delusions he could actually be Batman.]

>Tt.< Idiot.

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

[ Shh, we don't mention the bad time. ]

Midget.

[demon_brat]

Shut up, Todd. I am perfectly sized for my age.

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

If you were an Oompah Loompa.

[demon_brat]

Do such things actually physically exist? Because, if not, comparing them to such is rather idiotic.

[ex_agoodsoldier468]

I honestly don't know how Dick puts up with you after a comment like that.

[demon_brat]

I do not know, either.