Voice Test

[realdriver]

Nothing wrong with a bit of... what did you call it? 'Obvious homosexual tension' between new friends, is there? No, I didn't think there was. Now, be a good girl and run along. Us grown-ups have more important things to do than play with brats.

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[gunchuks]

[Whoa, hold up. Check it out, Texas: foxy babe at 12 o' clock. ...Ah, what was her name again? Ginger? No, wait. Roxy? Okay, that sounds close enough let's go with Roxy. Anyway, time to crank up the Texas charm!

Meaning he turns to her with his lips pursed, about to wolf whistle. Texas totally knows what the ladies like.]

[realdriver]

[Unfortunately, that Texas charm doesn't seem to be working on Foxy, seeing as she simply rolls her eyes and scowls at those puckered lips, interrupting before he has a chance to whistle at her and get his tongue ripped out.]

You need something?

[gunchuks]

[He blows the air out on a quietly falling note like a dropped bomb, even adding a weak explosion sound effect at the end. It seemed appropriate at the time.]

No. Why, do you need something? How about this?

[ENGAGE NECK MUSCLES. ACTIVATE BICEP-TRICEP SEQUENCE. SO SMOOTH, SO SUAVE.]

[wallcrawler]

Right, gotta get that Christmas shopping done. After that you've got New Year's parties to plan, and then it'll be tax season before you know it.

[Translation: Spidey does not buy your excuse, and is being a flippant little troll about it. As he is his custom.]