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[motivated]

I don't have a blonde fetish. I would name those relationships that don't involve blondes but I would rather you stay out of my life, love life or otherwise.

The one with grandma isn't even a relationship. She's an interference on the job.

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I couldn't help myself.

[matriargent]

A blonde fetish?

[Don't mind her, interfering with his love life and otherwise.]

I'm so glad you couldn't.

[motivated]

It's my mundane thinking they're cute. A few things I've been dealing with, including a blonde vampire witnessing me running down an elderly wolf.

ugh holidays.

[matriargent]

Interesting.

[There's a long, heavy and dangerous pause.]

And what do you think on the matter?

I second that

[motivated]

[Yep, this was dangerous ground and he knew it.]

I think I don't have time for a band of snarky, well dress vampires.

[That was it. Focus on the vampire thing.]

[matriargent]

A band of vampire blondes?

[She crossed her arms over her chest. Really dangerous territory there Chris.]

[motivated]

I don't think they're all blonde. Just this Caroline girl. The other blondes in my life aren't vampires. I swear.

[Not that he was entirely certain that was reassuring.]