EVENTUALLY HEADING TO ABAXCITY

[inanimates]

I really don't see why I have to be dead for you to play me somewhere. I mean, it's not like it's a fun experience. It's actually fairly unple–

Well, no. I've never actually been dead but... Look. That is–That's not the point! The point is that I shouldn't have to die for you to bring me somewhere! I should... I should be able to... live happily or–or something like that! I should be able to live happily and stay where I am in a completely. Normal. Setting.

How about one of those, uh, "depowering" games. Those sound nice.

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[stoning]

Ooooh bet he's hot.

[THEY SEE ME TROLLING, THEY HATING]

[inanimates]

He's married. [Oh wow, that reply comes out pretty fast.] Has a kid already.

[stoning]

Hey he could still be hot it's not like I said "Oh hey Marty I'm going to jump your brothers bones if I ever meet him".

'cause I wouldn't.

[inanimates]

[SHRUGS can you tell family is a touchy subject]

[stoning]

[BABBY NOOOO]

Y'know I didn't have any siblings. Nope. Not one. Had to come up with the nickname "Kaycee" all on my own.

[inanimates]

[ATTENTION DIVERTED]

Why would you want a nickname?

[shriveling nose in disgust!!]

[stoning]

Because Kandice sounds dumb and nicknames are cool! It's like having a whole other name!

[inanimates]

What's wrong with Kandice?