Saving the World (so he can destroy it later)

[hey_there_cthulhu]

Good news mortals! The great Cthulhu has heard your pleas for salvation, and has decided to grant them! Rest assured, the world won't be ending on my watch.

Besides, this has to be worth enough hero points to make me a true hero. The sooner this curse is gone, the better.

Comments

[old_one_hero]

Well this is new, even for me.

[hey_there_cthulhu]

You can say that again. It's like looking into a particularly handsome mirror.

[old_one_hero]

Exactly what I was thinking.

So how long have you been with your mundane?

[hey_there_cthulhu]

Since August, but they have this annoying tendency to make me wait for weeks at a time to do anything. This is the most I've been out in months.

[surgicalprodigy]

Cool! Yeah, it looks like you have enough hero points in my book.

[hey_there_cthulhu]

Not enough for the Narrator apparently. I still don't have my true power back.

[idkworldruler]

Already beat you to it.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[apprisingreaper]

Your determination will not change anything.