Random muse is random

[matriarchbartender]

Seriously? That's the best username you can come up with?

Well, whatever you decide to pull out of your ass his fine by me. Not like I can slap some creativity into you or anything.

It's worth a try though, come closer. Oh don't be a pussy, it won't hurt. Much.

So anyway, whatcha going to do with me now? I think some hot sex is a good place to st- no you don't get to run away now. I'm here now and I'm not sitting around your headspace twiddling my goddamned thumbs. Think of something or I'll think of something for you.

Yeah, bet you regret this now.

Comments

[fuckcerberus]

[ Jack laughs a little. Nobody's given their mun this much hell around here in a long time. ] I like you. Pretty sure you're full of shit, but hey.

[matriarchbartender]

You got good tastes, I'll give you that much kid.

Guts too, not everyone gets to talk to me like that.

So what's your name?

[fuckcerberus]

It's Jack. [ And not everyone gets that answer so easy, so they're square on that one. ]

[greybox]

[Oh. Oh you're cute.]

I wouldn't push them too hard, if I were you. As entertaining as this is, mundanes have a tendency of playing 'God' with you.

[She even has little quote fingers for 'God']

But I like the attitude. Rough around the edges, I think they call it. Common with strong independent females. Not so common with politicians.

[wrex_it_krogan]

You got spirit.

Humans really get in over their heads when it comes to us.

[risingshepard]

Wow, of all the people to come across here...

It's been a while since I last saw you, Matriarch.

[childhood_surgery]

Think yourself lucky.

[justliketheolddays]

Matriarch Aethya. [She shakes her head slowly, laughing.] It's good to see you're still giving someone hell.