On mun's sense of impending doom...

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

I know. I know how scary it is. But I don't think you give me enough credit. I'm stronger than I look. I mean, you're the one who gave me that song:

You cannot close the acorn once the oak begins to grow
And you cannot close your heart to what it fears and needs to know
That the hardest part of love is the letting go...

Some of it will hurt. Sam and Jack the most, I think. But there are so many new adventures to look forward to. I mean, there's Ben and Pasha and Castiel, the stupid ass potato. And who knows what else? There's a ginormous future out there. I trust in that. And maybe you should too.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

Comments

[callmepatrick]

You're friends with a potato named Castiel?

Cool. Mine's named Charlie.

[diana_abel]

Well, he's not actually a potato. Just kinda acts like one.

[callmepatrick]

And how does one act like a potato? Of all the vegetables, that one seems the most... inert.

[diana_abel]

I think you've kinda said it all.

That's Cas. Inert.

[callmepatrick]

Oh, so he's a couch potato? [He makes a face.] Can he not fit through his front door?

[diana_abel]

No. Not a couch potato. More like one of those potatoes in a sixth grade science classroom, I think. That's supposed to power a light bulb, but just...fails.

[callmepatrick]

Oooh, that's even worse. So what did Castiel the Potato fail to light up?

[diana_abel]

Do you want the long list or the short one?

[callmepatrick]

Mmm... Long. Preferably with all the messy details intact.

[hasperkynipples]

Do I want to know what Castiel did to earn being called a potato?

[diana_abel]

Dean!

[She swoops in and nearly hugs him, but then stops.]

Um...he had it coming?

[hasperkynipples]

[ ... why is he getting jipped on his hug? Not cool, Diana.]

Not that I disagree, but I still think potato is a pretty specific insult.

[diana_abel]

Well, "stupid ass potato" is an insult. To be fair, he just started out as a "potato."

[A pause.]

Are you the Dean he's obsessed with, btw? Or are you a different one? I'm having a hard time keeping track on account of my brains being scrambled.

[hasperkynipples]

Hell no.

[a pause.]

I hope I'm not. Considering I haven't met the guy outside of the city, I really hope I didn't leave that much of an impression.

[diana_abel]

Omigod!

[Dean doesn't get hugged. He gets glomped.]

[hasperkynipples]

[stumbles back a bit to take the force of a vampire glomping him and frowns.]

Nice to see you too?

[diana_abel]

Don't make that face at me, it'll stick like that.

[Gives him a big, wet kiss on the cheek.]

Hi!

[notmeantforthis]

[ Sam? ]

You know, from what I can tell you sound a lot stronger than your mun thinks. Just...to put my opinion out there.

I think you'll be okay. And well, I know we don't really know each other...but I'll help, if you need it.

[diana_abel]

You think so?

[She smiles.]

You're super sweet. We totes need to hang more.

[hasperkynipples]

No.

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[notmeantforthis]

[ Um, rude much? She was about to agree. ]

Why not? We're stuck in this place, we might as well do something other than twiddle our thumbs.

[hasperkynipples]

No. No, hat tricks, Diana.

[He's not even going to wait for her to comment. Watch him stand there and look ominus. He is watching you.]

[diana_abel]

Okay, I don't know what's going on with you, but I'm just gonna...

[She steps back.]

...be over here...

[notmeantforthis]

Hat tricks?

[ Someone please feel free to clue Sam in at any point, because right now she is just confused as hell. Have some serious bitch face, Dean. Sam is not impressed. ]

What's wrong with you?

[hasperkynipples]

[He pauses. How do you tell her that Diana can't remember it but she totally already bagged two male Sams.

.... when all else fails, obfuscate. And yes, Dean knows what that word means. He reads.]

Just trust me when I say it's for her own good.