On potential apps

[coolitonthepuns]

Dude! "A glaring lack of foresight" is not one of my "most notable qualities."

These are my most notable qualities, in order:
1) Awesomeness
2) Ladies love me
3) Leadership skills
4) Ice powers

So get it right, okay?

Love (but very little of it) Bobby "The Iceman" Drake.

Comments

[penisenvy]

Notable qualities should encompass both the positive and negative. Only then can you make a correct assessment about a person.

[Even looking through his positive qualities, Mordred is unimpressed.]

[coolitonthepuns]

I mean, okay. Maybe I feel you there. But I don't think it's fair to say that the fact that things don't always work out is all on me.

[penisenvy]

Bad luck sometimes hounds those who are weak of spirit.

[coolitonthepuns]

Harsh.

[penisenvy]

I speak only the truth, for I have seen and experienced such a thing.

[coolitonthepuns]

Are you being down on yourself, dude? Don't do that.

[penisenvy]

[She's a teenage knight with body image problems and self-pity. Is there any moment in time when she doesn't look down on herself?]

I am merely speaking the truth.

[Though it does comfort her slightly to know that he's calling her a "dude" instead of a "girl".]

After all, I am imperfect.

[coolitonthepuns]

[Bobby calls everyone dude, being a cartoon teenager from the nineties. But whatever helps!]

So's everybody. You can sit and worry about it or you can get out there and at least go for 'pretty good'

[penisenvy]

A perfect king deserves a perfect successor.

[wildbluevagner]

Are you sure you're describing yourself, Bobby?

[coolitonthepuns]

Can it, Kurt. You've seen me in action!

[wildbluevagner]

And I've seen you in the opposite of action for at least Number 2.

[coolitonthepuns]

Well... sometimes maybe I strike out. At least I'm coming up to bat. What've you hit on, like three girls since we met?

[wildbluevagner]

More or less, but you're forgetting that one of them's now dating the fuzzy guy. That's the home run, man!

[coolitonthepuns]

Alright, alright. Fair point man. [concession fist bump?]

[wildbluevagner]

[Concession fist bump indeed.]

Don't sweet it, man! Stick with the fuzzy dude, and you'll be making a lot of that list truer in no time!

[shockjock]

Don't forget modesty!

[She hates you goody-goody types, but she does enjoy making things worse helping people show off their flaws talents]

[coolitonthepuns]

Hey. If you got it, you gotta show it.

Awesome body by the way! [way with the ladies huh Bobby]

[shockjock]

That was sarcasm, ice-butt.

Even if you weren't makin' all that stuff up, I'm not interested in you or any of the other X-babies.

[There ARE some laws she will never break, after all. Also, ew.]

[coolitonthepuns]

No, I didn't mean like...

Just, I dig the bad-ass freeze chick vibe you got going.

[shockjock]

The name's Livewire you dope! What part o' that makes you think ice powers?!

[coolitonthepuns]

'cause you're super pale and you got blue hair?

[shockjock]

You can thank Superman for that.

[Except from the sound of things, when she says "thank" she really means "violently destroy." Well, that and the sudden lightshow.]

I was fine before that big blue boyscout electrocuted me!

[coolitonthepuns]

Are you sure he didn't like, activate your latent mutant powers or something? 'cause I'm pretty sure that's not how electrocution works.

[shockjock]

He ain't even human, kid, try not to hurt yourself figurin' it out.

Besides, pretty sure gettin' struck by lightning ain't enough to trigger whatever it is you're talkin' about.

[Plus he's basically like half of the X-Men all rolled into one overpowered jerk]

[coolitonthepuns]

Okay, I usually sleep through science class, but what Beast says about what I'm talking about is like: What if you could breathe underwater? You'd never find out, because who's gonna try that, and then one day you get thrown off a boat and then presto! You could always do it, you just never knew. Y'know?

[avalance]

Dude are you sure you're describing yourself? The ice powers I get, but I don't know about everything else.

[coolitonthepuns]

You guys suck.

Although also

[coolitonthepuns]

Okay bro, so the whole steal-the-x-jet-and-crash-it-and-nearly-start-a-war-and-then-blame-it-on-you thing was not, in retrospect, the greatest thing I have ever done, so... I kinda feel bad about it now. That was maybe one time where I kinda lacked foresight.

[avalance]

Yeah, and it wasn't cool at all, either. [WHAT GRUDGE?] Don't know what I was thinking when I tried to join you guys.

[Stupid crush clouding his judgment like that.]

Least you feel bad about it now, though. So I guess you get some awesome points there.

[avalance]

--or not since we "suck".

[Yeah, he finally caught that.]

[coolitonthepuns]

To be fair, though, how many times have you nearly killed or maimed my friends since then? Maybe you didn't always mean it but I totally didn't mean to sour you on the whole X-Men thing, either.

[avalance]

Well, that's all water under the bridge now.

And, besides, it's not like you guys made it easy for us, anyway. [Meaning you always kicked their butts until they unleashed Wanda on you that one time.]

[captainprecious]

[ Don't mind Billy over here snickering. ]