Voicetesting

[tyrant_flughude]

Don't think I don't see you over there, mundane. No, there's no point in trying to hide it, I can see what you're doing quite clearly. Just know that I won't have it!

You're taking me away from my duties as a demon by dragging me off to this place, and that is completely unacceptable. I should be striking fear into the hearts of humans, and yet here I am, unable to perform the most basic of tasks because of your fickle whims.

No, mundane. You WILL send me back, and we shall never speak of this again, is that understood?


-Tyrant Valvatorez

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And this is what I get for not checking D_M in months orz

[trademark_skull]

.... [Would like to say how arguing with muns is usually futile but, this is still Val we're talking about.]

RASCAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[tyrant_flughude]

[Even moreso, this is Tyrant Val we're talking about.]

...What is it, cat got your tongue?

Vaaaaal~ ♥ |3

[trademark_skull]

N.. n-no. [Being so shy about it, d'awww]

... I-I just think you might be wasting your time trying to reason with them.

[tyrant_flughude]

Yes, that does seem to be the case. [Aw, come on, Emizel, he doesn't bite.

Well, not demons, at least.]

However! It is not a complete lost cause. There are plenty of humans here, after all.

[trademark_skull]

[I don't think it's biting he's worried about... maybe]

Does scaring them still count?

[tyrant_flughude]

[Poor little fanboy.]

I don't see why why it wouldn't.

Besides, whether it works or not is inconsequential. It's my duty to keep them in line through fear, and I will perform my duty regardless of the circumstances.

[trademark_skull]

[What is my life >:]

I guess that would make sense. [He's running out of things to say, without dropping into said fanboying.]

[tyrant_flughude]

[A never-ending conga line of mortification?]

And you? Have you been fulfilling your duty as a demon?

[Come on, let it allll out.]

[trademark_skull]

[..... Pretty much.]

... Ah... well....

[About thaaaaaat.]

[tyrant_flughude]

Hmm? What's the matter, Rascal? [BECAUSE EMIZEL WILL ALWAYS BE RASCAL.]

[trademark_skull]

N-nothing, it's just--

[HOW TO DO THIS. HOW DO.]

... Things have sort of changed while you were gone.


((Mun fails at multitask, sorry XD))

[tyrant_flughude]

While I was gone?

How much could really have changed in nine days?

((It's all good! I'm still getting used to his voice anyway.))

[trademark_skull]

[Oh right, he probably wouldn't know about that either. Crap.]

It's been a lot longer than that.

And then I got distracted by drip candles.

[tyrant_flughude]

[What is this, one of those 'hour inside, year outside' things?]

No matter how much time has passed, the fact that a demon's job AS a demon should not have changed.

Exactly how much time are we talking, here?

It's fine, I been only half here all day ;;;

[trademark_skull]

[And here goes trying to put this lightly.]

I'm from the same time as a future version of you.

You... lost all your power as a Tyrant about 400 years ago.

[tyrant_flughude]

[A number of emotions cross the Tyrant's face at that time, before finally settling on vaguely smug amusement.]

Lost my power? Me? You must have me confused for someone else. [How can someone with as much absurd power as himself just... lose it?]

[trademark_skull]

[Oh you have no idea.]

But it is true!

[tyrant_flughude]

[Yeah, he hasn't met Artina yet, so he's got no clue about a certain promise. Or sardines, but that's probably a good thing to Emizel.]

And how, pray tell, is that supposed to happen? [So he can prevent it, preferably.]

[trademark_skull]

[Saying too much might mean he could change it. But then... what sort of effect would that have on everything else?]

... You're going to make a promise to somebody you can't keep.

[Maybe he will just keep it at that.]

I'm not drunk enough to be playing him right now.

[tyrant_flughude]

[That is a very good question. Fenrich would be happy, of course, but who knew what other consequences there could be.]

Why, that's absurd. As a proud and noble demon, I would never go back on my word. ["going back on your word" and "having a momentary lapse in judgment and royally screwing up" are two different things, Val.]

And I'm not conscious enough to be doing the same. This is gonna be interesting! XD

[trademark_skull]

Well it doesn't sound like it was intentional.

[Actually he knows it wasn't, but not really the point.]