Raging lizard monsters ahead.

[chameleon_winds]

Where... did you even find th-- no, you know what? It doesn't matter. Give it here.

[Nope.]

I know all of your deepest fears, mun, don't make me --

[Oh, what's that? Share a picture of you from your university days to the whole world? Sure thing!]

Gg -- TAKE THAT BACK! NOW!

[I REGRET NOTHING.]

Comments

[meng_huan_myuu]

If it makes you feel better, I'm gonna have nightmares after seeing that.

[chameleon_winds]

No. It doesn't. Even if it did, it wouldn't.

[attentionhoard]

Man, what a nerd!

[You've just given him enough laugh fodder for the whole year.]

[chameleon_winds]

They were prescription -- besides, I doubt you looked any better!

[attentionhoard]

You kidding? I've always looked this good.

[chameleon_winds]

...I'd hate to see what you consider "handsome".

[He's only saying that because his life is ruined... he does mean it, though.]

[attentionhoard]

I'd hate your mom to see you!

[Excuse him, Randall, he's a teenager.]

[chameleon_winds]

Ow. That almost hurt a little.

[attentionhoard]

How about I hurt you a lot more, dweeb?

[chameleon_winds]

I believe the term is "come at me, bro".

[attentionhoard]

[You got it, BRO. The dragon puffs a ball of fire at the lizard.]

[chameleon_winds]

[He stealths and scurries away frantically, the fire catching the very tip of his tail and smoldering through the camouflage for a few seconds before completely disappearing.]

[attentionhoard]

[Just...stares at the nothing.]

Huh...didn't know they burned that fast.

[chameleon_winds]

[You say that, and then BOOM invisible, two-legged kick to the stomach.]

[attentionhoard]

[Woah he had no way of counting on that. He doubles over to the floor, falling like a squeaky toy.]

Ow...

[chameleon_winds]

[Randall uncloaks, examining the singed tip of his tail with a frown.]

That's what I thought. Ow, by the way.

[roadblasted]

[Welp. He's just gonna stand here and bust a gut laughing, Randall.]

PFFFFFAHAHAHAHA! Oh my GOSH, those GLASSES! AHAHAHA... YOU WERE SUCH A NERD!

This entry is an excuse to bust out all of my "rage" icons.

[chameleon_winds]

Could've been worse. I coulda looked like you.

[Whereas he would usually insult with a playful, teasing tone, he's outright bitter now.]

it's the best excuse

[roadblasted]

Pssh! Like ya don't wish ya look HALF as sexy as this smokin' hot stud right here!

[He says while pointing a thumb to himself.]

[chameleon_winds]

[Randall stares... then doubles over with laughter, all four of his upper arms holding his stomach.]

Pfffffffftaaahaha! Hahahaha oh MAN that's a good one! Haha.

[roadblasted]

--!?

What's so freakin' funny!? I'm the greatest AND the SEXIEST racer EVER! Why do ya think my player likes me so much?!

[... Turbo shut your trap. >8l]

[chameleon_winds]

[He laughs even harder at this, eventually sighing and wiping tears from his eyes as he straightens up.]

Aaaah. I'm sure you are, buddy _{for the racing bit, anyway}.

[roadblasted]

Aw put a sock in it, will ya?! Like YOU got droves'a chicks lined up 'cause they wanna swap spit with some scaly lizard jerk.

[chameleon_winds]

Don't need 'em. I've got bigger fish to fry.

[roadblasted]

Oh yeah? What'a ya do for a livin'?

[chameleon_winds]

Used to scare kids for a living. Now, not so much.

[Damn right he's not saying anything else on that matter.]

[roadblasted]

Scarin' kids for a LIVIN'? Wow, that's like, you're so ugly ya do it PROFESSIONALLY!

[WOW GONNA NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR THAT BURN.]

[chameleon_winds]

[Without a second thought, there's a prehensile tail smacking Turbo up the back of the head, turning the same color as his helmet in reflex.]

[roadblasted]

--OOMF!

[As he's hit by the monster's tail.]

OWW! What the hey, mac?! Keep your slimy mitts off the merchandise!

[He did, however, manage to catch Randall's brief shift in color out of the corner of his eye.]

... Did ya just change colors?

[chameleon_winds]

Yeah. That's a thing I do.

[With a flick of his tail, it returns to its original teal color.]

[roadblasted]

So what, you're like... some kinda giant chameleon?

[chameleon_winds]

Or something like that, I guess.

[roadblasted]

That's...
Okay that's actually sorta cool, but still, I'm like'a work'a art here, pal. Ya look, ya don't touch!

[chameleon_winds]

A work of art. Right.

[Without another word, he vanished into thin air with a little, slightly sinister smile.]

[gesturedtoallofme]

...You're a new sort of dragon.

[chameleon_winds]

Nnnnnnnoot really a dragon, per se. More like a... distant cousin.

[VERY distant. So distant, they're not even in the same family.]

[gesturedtoallofme]

So what are you, then?

[chameleon_winds]

In one word? Monster.

[Shrug.]

[gesturedtoallofme]

Okay, but what kind?

[chameleon_winds]

The color-changing kind.

[Why is this concept so hard to grasp?]

[gesturedtoallofme]

Not exactly helpful information there.

[chameleon_winds]

We don't exactly differentiate where I come from, okay?

[gesturedtoallofme]

Okay, I guess that's fair enough.

You got a name?

[chameleon_winds]

Do you?

[Kinda unfairly sarcastic there.]

Randall.

[surgicalprodigy]

If it's any consolidation, my Mun thinks you're adorable, then and now.

..She's got a thing for monsters, apparently! Not a thing thing, she just likes them!

[chameleon_winds]

...Thanks for the clarification.

Only wish my mun felt the same -- she's still giggling over the glasses. No respect these days.

[shockjock]

Well, you got six limbs, four-eyes, and probably about two brain cells to rub together.

[Enjoy your mockery, Randall. It's only because Livewire loves you. No it's not, she does this to everyone]

Sounds about right. Everything nice 'n even!

[chameleon_winds]

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.