Voice testing.

[hidesunderbeds]

Is it not enough for you that I already failed? No, you have to bring me here and torment me further. Well, I suppose as long as you don't force me into speaking with the Guardians again I can endure this.

Comments

[soangryicouldtinkle]

You know what they say? Those who fail and end up here, get to annoy us all with whining about it.

Seriously, we're villains, we fail a lot. Do you know what the upside is, though?

[hidesunderbeds]

...I feel as though I'd rather not know the upside.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[Ignores that comment.]

We have nothing to lose and nothing to limit us. You see a child, you murder the child's parents and make him a hat out of their skin. You see a town of happy people, you burn it to the ground and use the smoldering bodies to cook marshmellows.

When the good guys come to kick your butt, at least you earned it.

[hidesunderbeds]

Yes, well some of us have motivations besides mindless evil.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Yeah, and how did that work out for you?

[empathyforthedevil]

Er, aren't you a little old for a guardian?

[hidesunderbeds]

...Excuse me?

[empathyforthedevil]

It's just that adults don't normally need supervision, well, most adults, some are really bad at taking care of themselves so maybe if you get into trouble a lot... Not that I'm implying anything about you!

[thefirstguardian]

[Does it count if the Guardian in question doesn't speak? Not in the audible sense, anyway.

Because he's lingering over here, looking just slightly awkward.]

[hidesunderbeds]

...Oh, it's you.

I assume you've come to gloat about your victory.

[thefirstguardian]

[Gee, Pitch, you know just how to make him feel special.

Sandy shakes his head. He can't say the thought hasn't occurred to him, but now doesn't really seem like the time for it. Really, that last beat down he delivered pretty much took care of it.]

you are a good person and you should feel good

[hidesunderbeds]

Then what are you here for?

8D ♥

[thefirstguardian]

[Golden sand swirld above Sandy's head and a small nightmare appears, followed by a question mark.

Got those nightmares under control now?]

[hidesunderbeds]

Yes, I have them under control.

You likely wouldn't see me here otherwise.

[thefirstguardian]

[Sandy shrugs, letting his sand dissipate and flashing Pitch a less-than-enthusiastic thumbs-up. The jerk deserves some of that back for the crap he pulled, but Sandy wouldn't wish that sort of torment on anyone for too long.]

[ceilingonfire]

Guardians? What are those?

asfjlasfksa sam 8DDD

[hidesunderbeds]

I don't suppose you've heard of "Santa" or "The Easter Bunny"?

sdiifjdska;f you know Sam

[ceilingonfire]

Well yeah. Who hasn't? [He's heard of the boogeyman too, not that it matters.]

asfddg yeS I HAVE A CAS ACCOUNT HERE

[hidesunderbeds]

They're the Guardians, along with.. others.

I have a Dean!

[ceilingonfire]

[He blinks at that. A little bewildered.] Guardians of what?

[hidesunderbeds]

...It depends.

[ceilingonfire]

Depends on what? [Eyes him warily]

[princess_luna]

...Perhaps thou wouldst consider a more righteous path from this moment forth?