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[lookharder]

So... You still mad about me sinking that ship? Come on, it's not that bad. You can still get your mad thigh sweats elsewhere, can't you?

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DL!!!! holy shit you are a perfect being and I couldn't resist

[notkinkypatch]

[Just tutting at you, DL, absolutely no sympathy here.]

You sad son of a bitch. You just opened up Pandora's goddamn porno stash, in front of her Morman papa, even. Break your muns balls an there's a good chance they're gonna break yours. Kiss those damp, juicy thighs goodbye, brat. [Snort] Better you than me.

STAHP I am not a perfect being

[lookharder]

I don't really wanna go near anyone's thighs, man. That's, like, kind of nasty.

PER-FECT~

[notkinkypatch]

Ahhhh, the naivety of a brat. [He shakes his head, bemused] Tune'll change once you grow some hair on your balls an the lil mosquito bites an pig-tails around ya turn into decent tits an flowin' locks. The only thing you're gonna be pullin are bra straps- or fresh, grass stained tighty whities, if you're into that.

[Takes a pull of his cigarette] You're one ballsy brat if you ain't even a smidgen concerned. Or dumb. Kids these days...wish I could live that free ballin'.