It seemed like a good idea at the time

[guardstoilets]

Who dares disturb I, the mighty Atma, left here for centuries?

[Rrrrroar and stuff. The gears on its back clink and glow a bit.]

Though, mun, you are named after me, it does not make you me or put you on an even level with me! You are still but a puny human! Do not wake me for such foolishness, such as your trivial 'roleplaying' games. I have much grander meaning and work than this!

[Glow clink. It digs its claws deep in the ground.]

Now, if you'll leave me be, I will spare you, mun. I've work to do guarding this cell and the personal hygiene facilities within for Lord Kefka. So get out! You'd be but a waste of precious MP.

[Now that its done talking to whomever claims to be controlling it, you are free to attack it. Fight, Blitz, Magic, Item?]

Comments

[goner]

Eh? Oh.

I forgot you were down here.

Whoops.

[guardstoilets]

[Ouch, boss.]

How could you?? I have been here loyally guarding this cell and what is within at your command all this time? Has my work not been enough?

[goner]

[...]

It's a toilet.

Why would I want you to guard...a toilet!?

Those returners could just walk right on past, you moron!

[guardstoilets]

Are they not important for them to use? Perhaps they will wander in needing a break or such.

[Boss fight logic at its best.]

[warring_triad]

[Le sigh.]

Should've just broke the seal myself and bound Kaiser Dragon to the tower. At least it wouldn't have fit in a restroom.

Just seemed like too much effort.

[gives_u_wings]

[...Well, he was going to use the facilities, but suddenly that doesn't seem like a great idea.]

[dancingmad]

...I'm almost pleasantly surprised you lived!

1/?

[aria_di_celes]

...

You really can't hold it?

[2/?]

[edgar_roni]

N-No, I'm afraid I cannot. It's been days...

3/? we're really sorry

[lockpick]

I understand his majesty is modest, but can't you just go somewhere else?

[Like, in the corner or something. Where there are no boss battles. They won't look. :|]

4/? hi

[blockedlight]

[Meanwhile Shadow is waiting with exasperation. Seriously why is he traveling with these guys again?]

There are probably a million other places you could go.

5/? Sorry sorry. We're goofballs.

[ethereal_earth]

[They really, really won't look. Terra is already staring at the ground, slightly flushed.]

We'll... watch your back. Or, well, we won't watch... I mean...

Just. Go. Quickly.

6/? it will never end

[gogogogogo]

[Meanwhile Gogo is also standing there looking like he needs to pee.

Why, you ask?

Because that's what Edgar's doing.

Does Gogo even have a bladder or does he just imitate people? The question of the century.]

7/7? four-person parties are for losers

[rainbowbrush]

Ewwwww! Keep your pants on, Loverboy! You're so gross!

[Don't mind her, Relm is just going to be over here laughing hysterically.]

8/7 you don't know me

[tigerbreak]

[sabin is too busy bench-pressing a train in the background to be bothered by all of this.

does he just carry a train around or something just in case?

the answer is yes.]

9/7 who doesn't use the moogle srsly

[slamdance]

[Mog could care less about Edgar's dilemma. You see a lot of things when you live in a cave with ten moogles and a yeti after all...]

[So he's taking this chance to do some dancing in his battle spot. Cute little creature sure makes Psy look like an amateur oh yeah]

10/7 math says we've reached whole numbers (and then some) now

[eatsdriedmeat]

[ Not that anyone could tell the difference, but it's quite possible the bouncing around Gau's been doing the last hour is his version of the potty dance. Or maybe he's doing it since everyone else seems to be dancing around. Did anyone remember to toilet train him...? ]

Edgar need pee? Gau help!! Gau go find bush!

[ Crawling around on all fours sniffing along the ground now… here… scuttling off and sniffing around over there now… Gonna find one somewhere surely… ]

11/forever

[mechanophobic]

[ Cyan is scandalized. What kind of a way is this for a king to talk? ]

Sir Edgar! We are in mixed company. Surely thou dost not think such speech to be appropriate for the ears of ladies.

[falcon_in_the_dive]

[Is dead.]

[guardstoilets]

[Oh, hi again, boss]

Would you prefer I send myself elsewhere and fulfill my duty to you there?

[guardstoilets]

[Well, hello there, second rate baddy, have a roar and a tail thwack on the ground]

DO YOU DARE ENTER THIS HALLOWED WASHROOM WITHOUT A FIGHT?

[guardstoilets]

[Boss, this is like, the third of you, you're spirited today aren't ya?]

It is hard to best a creature born of pure magic and terror, after all. I would not do you well dying like any other mob around here, would I?

I love every single person in this chain right now

[guardstoilets]

YOU THERE. YOU SPOKETH FIRST, DID THOU NOT? ARE YOU THEIR LEADER?

[Grr, roar, clank. We're trying our best to be intimidating here!]

WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE IN LORD KEFKA'S WASHROOM?

lmao oh my god it turned into something beautiful. Where did all of you even come from

[aria_di_celes]

[Whoops, looks like Atma noticed them (it would be hard what with about a dozen of them there)]

...Didn't we kill you before?