Thinking about gargleblasted

[lightning_lad]

You want to send me to a space station? Really? How original, mun. Though I shouldn't be too surprised considering your choice of username.

Anyway, I'll go along with your little idea as it beats being stuck in this headspace of yours. And it would be nice if some of the other members of the Legion were to join me, but I'm sure I can find something to keep me busy if they don't.

I mean, there's got to be girls and something that needs shocking at this place, right?

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[wallcrawler]

Well, there's definitely girls, but I can't really vouch for that last one.

Have fun with the reality warping, though. Should be fun! Waking up every morning, not sure how the ship's just sabotaged your life, hoping it's nothing too terrible...

[lightning_lad]

I can make do with just girls. Besides, things that need shocking usually have a habit of finding me.

As for the reality warping, I can handle it. I mean, how bad could it really be? [Famous last words, Garth.]

[wallcrawler]

Let's see...all the floors were once lava, and at one point everybody's mood changed depending on what color they saw. Also, there was a month where all we had to wear were talking towels, and giant moths were always trying to eat them.

[lightning_lad]

Talking...towels? [He bursts out laughing at that.] Man, I bet that was hilarious.

[He's not taking your warning that serious, Spidey.]

[alexisluthor]

Unoriginal usernames are something I can totally relate to, as you can probably see.

[lightning_lad]

And I'm guessing unoriginality isn't something you're happy with, right?

[alexisluthor]

No, but I'm not really unhappy with it either.

[lightning_lad]

And what exactly makes you unhappy?

You know, besides getting dumped by Superman.

[alexisluthor]

[Just this face.]

[lightning_lad]

[He's going to laugh at you now.]

Aw, did I strike a nerve?

[alexisluthor]

Feh! Like I care anymore! From what I've seen of Superman around here, he's too old for me now anyway.

[backwordscompatible]

You could try attacking the Vogons. Just so long as you can run really, really fast.

[lightning_lad]

Well I did finish second at the Galactic Games. [And would have won if his brother wasn't such a cheating jerk. But the point is he's athletic.]

And there's always my Legion Flight Ring if I really need a quick getaway.

[backwordscompatible]

[You definitely remind her of someone.]

That sounds like something pretty useful to have.

[lightning_lad]

[Hmm. I wonder who that could be...]

Oh, it is. Helps get the trouble from all those hard to reach places.

So, are you stuck on this ship that I might be going to?

[backwordscompatible]

I am.

Name's Zatanna. You?

[lightning_lad]

I'm Garth.

Though I'm better known as Lightning Lad, founding member of the Legion of Superheroes. [Impressed?]

[backwordscompatible]

Mmm...never heard of you.

[/purposely messing with your ego now.]

omg this is so late and you don't have to reply but LIGHTNING LAD I HAD TO

[stylinspectre]

Oh boy, don't let Saturn Girl catch you saying that.

It's never too late for Tinya!

[lightning_lad]

[Garth's too cool and awesome for his cheeks to heat up at that. Not. So he settles for awkwardly reaching up a hand to scratch the back of his head.]

What? It's not like I'm going to go around shocking things that don't need shocked. ['Cause obviously that's the part Saturn Girl would have a problem with.]

kyah. *u*

[stylinspectre]

<sub>[Garth and cool, that's a joke if she ever heard one.

Sorry, dude, you might be the leader, but when she has a trolling itch, it will be scratched.]</sub>

Uh huh. I'm sure she totally has nothing to worry about, then.

[lightning_lad]

[Don't make him order you to read all of Brainy's mission reports, now.]

Exactly. I'm perfectly capable of looking after myself.

whooopsss you didn't see that >_>

[stylinspectre]

<sub>[That is cruel and unusual punishment, one that he would be unable to check, because who reads them, seriously. Seriously.

She snorts.]</sub>

Now, let's not get carried away.

[lightning_lad]

[He'll be able to check by making Brainy quiz her about them afterward.]

C'mon, Phantom Girl.

When have you ever known me to get into trouble?

STILL ME, WHOOPS.

[upthewazzo]

<sub>[Okay, we are now back to cruel and unusual punishment. :|

She looks to the right of her, then the left, and finally above, because there have got to be cameras around. There aren't, and she laughs, gives him a sly look.]</sub>

Y'know, it'd probably be easier to ask me when I haven't known you to get into trouble. It'd save us both a lot of time.