dear_mun | (no subject)

Is it really that bad?

Only gotten worse since last night.

Why do you say that?

She didn't find what she was looking for and determined to find it. Since it has to be out there somewhere.

What is she looking for if you don't mind me asking?

Doujinshi about my captain and I. She tells me the search is for, "iconing purposes only," but she forgets I'm inside her head.

Oh my....

[And now an irritated look.]

And now my mun wants to see you taking me out drinking. All because something had to say what I'm like when I'm drunk in my "source material".

Thankfully she didn't come across anything horrible, but some of it was ... cute.

Well~ I'm always up for a drink, no matter what the occasion.

I really don't need to be a mind reader to know that means.

As for drinking, I don't know. It seems like a terrible idea. Especially now that I figured out how to teleport. Drunk teleporting just sounds terrible.

Yer never drunk enough, are ya?

...No, not for this.

What's this?

That stupid grinning face of yours and the ideas mun has.

It's nice ta see ya too.

You might think differently once I'm through with you.

My, yer so scary when ya talk like that.

I can't be that scary if you're still here.

Should I leave?

You already know the answer to that.

Maybe!

But then why would I be askin'?

Because you're mean like that.

Yer avoidin' all my questions.

( she sighs. ) Of course I don't want you to go.

You happy now?

Yep.

( not like saying it will keep him from leaving. )

The answer never changes, I don't know why you make me say it.

[ he's hoping someday she'll be smart enough to want him to go. ]

Yer the one who chooses to answer!

Fine! I'll stop answering. Not like you listen anyway.

Matsumoto. Pull yourself together, what good are you if you're flat on your face drunk?

But, I haven't even started yet

Then don't start. I know how this always ends up. [An exasperated sigh.]

( she wants to say he doesn't understand what she's dealing with but that would be a lie. she sighs as well. )

You're just upset because you can't have fun with me.

No matter how many times you try and drag me along, I won't ever want to join in on that.

Never ever? ( you're breaking your lieutenant's heart. :C )

[You will still get only the grumpiest face. >:|]

When something is bothering me, I'm not going to wallow in a drunken stupor.

( that hit a nerve. in her opinion it was better to be numb and drunk off her ass than to deal with what bothered her. )

That's not the only time I drink, you know, just forget I asked.

There's no such thing as "not drunk enough."

You didn't just say that.

It's hardly an unbelievable statement coming from me.