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[fattibaba]

Do you have to throw me into memes, mun?

Can't you just-- ehh, place me gently?

[ rumblerumble ]

... More importantly, is there food?

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[waracle]

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You useless bag of slop.
You should be grateful that your mun is using you at all.

[fattibaba]

H-Hey, I'm not--!

[ bumps into a conveniently placed pillar and lands on his ass ]

I'm not useless! [ he says from the ground ]

See, I'm letting my mun share all this food!

[waracle]

[pokes dat tummy with foot]

I never though it was possible. But you've done it, Ali-bubble-butt. You've become even MORE of a complete disgrace to the title of King Candidate.

[fattibaba]

[ rOLLS OVER ]

No way! I'm Aladdin's King Candidate, and he's even fatter than me right now!

[ fat & cheerful dats the way ]

[waracle]

Yeah, but it works differently for us magi. When we get really fat, all we have to do is cast a few spells to burn off the flab.




...Not that *I've* ever been fat before or anything.

idek anymore

[fattibaba]

[ insert ~genious revelation~ ]

You just want my food, don't you?!

/sobs into hands. he's so cute and round though

[waracle]

That's it! I've had enough of this. It's disgusting and I feel insulted just listening to you. I'm BURNING ALL OF THE FOOD.

[ he's getting out his wand. HES SRS ]

he's about to get cuter

[fattibaba]

[ and then wonderball alibaba rolls onto his feet and--!!

-- drapes his chunky arm around Judal. ]

C'mon, don't be like that! No hard feelings, eh? All you had to do was ask to share!

AHHHHHH THE CUTENESS

[waracle]

...DON'T TOUCH ME!

[It's oddly cute. WHY IS SUCH A WEAK PATHETIC THING ODDLY CUTE?? KEEP IT AWAY.]

[he pushes Alibabutt away with a hard shove]

I can't stand how jolly you are.

[fattibaba]

[ casually falls back over onto his butt

though he's cushioned enough to hardly feel it so he just starts chuckling ]

The world needs more jolly people like me, don't you think?

[last_wolf]

If have a hard time imagining anyone could lift you enough to throw you anywhere.

[fattibaba]

You clearly haven't met my mun, good sir!

[humbly]

[uh...]

Sir Alibaba, you seem different...

[fattibaba]

I'm stronger now!

... Remind me who you are, again?

[humbly]

[You're fatter now.]

You do not remember me?

[fattibaba]

[ all the better to, uh, keep you warm with, person-he's-never-met! ]

Ehh...

[ wait for it ]

Aha! You're one of Sinbad's generals, aren't you? Though you do look a little young... Silly me.

[ pushes a plate of meat at ]

Here, have some! There's plenty where that came from.