Of all the characters, I pick the 1 1/2 dimensional one...

[onlysanesolution]

MUN!

YOU'VE BECOME part of the PROBLEM. Start THINKING FOR YOURSELF, not just PARROTING GOVERNMENT BRAINWASHING and EDUCATION! FREE yourself from THE SYSTEM.

YOU KNOW the ONLY SOLUTION! BLOW IT ALL UP!!!

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[nobody_number_8]

No, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel. [Sarcasm, thy name is Axel.]

[onlysanesolution]

WALLOW in BLINDNESS if you WILL. SOCIETY is CRUMBLING, and WHEN IT FALLS the FALSE PLATITUDES and PSYCHIATRIC BRAINWASHING of you people will only BRING THEM DOWN with it!

[nobody_number_8]

[See that one little red eyebrow? Well, it's practically reached Axel's hairline by now.]

Wow... And I thought I had problems.

Anyway... [shrugs] Wouldn't be the first time I was 'brought down'. And it's not like that stops anybody around here, anyway.

[onlysanesolution]

The CORRUPTION of the government is EVERYONE'S PROBLEM! And if DESTRUCTION of the FLAWED SYSTEM will not STOP the problem it falls on those who SEE the TRUTH to BURN IT OUT wherever it is FOUND!

[nobody_number_8]

Not mine. Never been to your world, that I know of, but if I didn't like it, leaving is easy enough. Perks of being a Nobody.

Still, it just so happens that burning things is something of a specialty of mine.

[Axel gestures to a nearby chair, which promptly bursts into flames, by way of demonstration.]

And I've got some time to kill. Anything in particular you're looking to see immolated today? Or should I just do whatever?