on tentative plans on throwing her to a new game next year.

[extraordinarily]

See?

I told you before, and I'll tell you again: I'm the most important person you'll ever play, period. Even more than any of the other people from my world that you have up here! Isn't that why you want me in another game? So that I can conquer it as the brigade chief of the SOS Brigade?

Comments

[parasites]

Conquering?

Why go out of your way to conquer a childish game?

[extraordinarily]

Because it's the brigade's duty, that's why! And besides, she has two new options in mind for me, and one of them is in space!

[cackling_overlord]

Well, well. It's certainly a pleasure to meet a fellow conqueror every once in a while.

[extraordinarily]

Hah. I don't really care about 'fellow conquerors', but if you're going to compete against me and my SOS Brigade, you've got another thing coming!

[cackling_overlord]

Please! What the Hell would I want to compete with you over?

[extraordinarily]

Isn't that obvious? [ Haruhi sighs in disbelief. Seriously. ] Only one conqueror can truly conquer the world.

[cackling_overlord]

Do you really believe that there's only one world in existance?

[extraordinarily]

I'm not stupid. Of course I know that.

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

I'm pretty sure any conquering you attempt may be ill-advised.

[extraordinarily]

Really? And why exactly is that?

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

Muns enjoy putting their muses through bad things, after all.

[extraordinarily]

You think I don't already know that? I'm not stupid, naturally. But my mun's planning on doing a nice thing for me for once!

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

No, I didn't.

Are they now? Color me curious.

[extraordinarily]

Well... she's planning on letting me conquer another place! Though this time, it's actually a nice place, unlike those other two places. [ Not that she hates them completely. ] Though she hasn't exactly decided which place she's going to throw me at, but whatever.

[bozhe_moi]

[is a psychic space dog. Have fun]

{As long as you are not to be conquerink Knowhere, then we are havink no problems}

[extraordinarily]

Well, that all depends on what this 'Knowhere' has to offer!

[bozhe_moi]

{That is not to be matterink. It is under the protection of Cosmo.}

[extraordinarily]

Huh? Why not?

[ You've bummed Haruhi out, man. She doesn't like that at all. And she just wanted to visit a new world and have fun, too... ]

[bozhe_moi]

[Cosmo is confused now ...]

{Well you can still be visitink ... but no conquerink.}

[extraordinarily]

That's fine. Besides, all I want is to have fun with aliens, time travelers, and espers!

[bozhe_moi]

[This human is beink strange ... Cosmo like her.]

{Well there are beink plenty}

[extraordinarily]

[ If Haruhi had a middle name, it would probably be 'eccentric'. Or 'strange'. ]

Yeah, I know! That's why I'm so pumped!!

[timespacemessiah]

You know nothing of conquest, girl.

[extraordinarily]

And do you know anything about conquest?

[ She's totally side-eyeing Cyrus right now. ]

[timespacemessiah]

I do. And it involves conquering the powers of the gods of time and space.

[extraordinarily]

Wait. Did you say gods of time and space?

[ Okay, you've piqued her interest, Cyrus. Tell her more about these gods and she'll get excited in no time! ]

[timespacemessiah]

Yes. Dialga, the god of time. And Palkia, the god of space. I have made it my team's purpose to claim their powers so that I may use them to rewrite all existance in the universe...to make a new world: a better world! However, in order to harness their powers, I still must complete the Red Chain. And for that I need the creatures that embody spirit. The beings of knowledge, emotion, and willpower...Uxie, Mespirit, and Azelf.

Would you, by any chance, wish to help me in this great endeavor?

[extraordinarily]

No way. I'm a leader, not a helper! And I'm most definitely not going to help you harness the abilities of gods.

[timespacemessiah]

Oh. Then you don't yearn for a better world after all. I was mistaken about you.

[extraordinarily]

Don't be so stupid.

[ Haruhi sticks out her tongue playfully, placing her hands on her hips. ]

I don't need creatures to change the world into a better place. I'll do things my way, and that's that!

[timespacemessiah]

I don't need creatures either. I only need their powers. I'll take their power and make it my own. Then, and only then, can I become a god!

[extraordinarily]

Then that means you're doing the whole 'conquering' thing all wrong.

[timespacemessiah]

Then how do you suggest it be done?

[procrastinated]

Could you at least wait to find out what game you're going to before you start making declarations like that?

[extraordinarily]

No way! If I'm going to conquer a game, I have to tell the whole world my plans. Besides, it's much more exciting that way.

[procrastinated]

I don't know what's so exciting about having a large group of strangers immediately see you as a nutcase. Have you ever thought of just being a part of a game without having to rule everything?

[extraordinarily]

[ Kyon, you're so rude.... ]

I have. But after I thought about it for a while, I figured that way is boring. [ There's a short pause before she continues. ] But I guess there's no need for me to rule over everything if she just sends me to somewhere exciting!

[alexisluthor]

Not planning on entering a game myself, but I gotta say, I admire your ambition.

[extraordinarily]

Heh. It's only natural that a super important brigade chief such as myself have so much ambition!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ As deities go, worse have been made
Humanity can cope
She has little smiting, no crusade
And not a single pope ♪

... waking up to this made my day

[extraordinarily]

That song isn't half bad.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ As deities go, worse have been made
Humanity can cope
She has little smiting, no crusade
And not a single pope ♪

[extraordinarily]

Are those the only words you can say?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ As deities go, worse have been made
Humanity can cope
She has little smiting, no crusade
And not a single pope ♪

[notsogrimreaper]

SOS Brigade? Is that like SEES?