homeless but what else is new?

[tadah]

 You're gonna send me somewhere out of hope that you're gonna embarrass me? That's rich. I can't wait to see this blow up in your face-

[whispers] Maybe you don't wanna do this. I mean, you've got a lot on your plate right now. And I'm still trying to get back into the Alliance. Plus, I need to return my beekeeping stuff, so I'm fully booked. 

[back to normal voice] Haha.


[whispers] Seriously? You're gonna do this to the guy with the 150 dollar beekeeper suit? COME ON.

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[hexappeal]

You know, I think you probably embarrass yourself a lot of the time.

[tadah]

Oh yeah? And how would I do that exactly, huh?

By the way, are you free on Friday night between 4 and 6? There's an early bird special. I figured I'd be chivalrous and have you pay on the cheaper date. You're welcome.

[familylovehim]

Why do you have a $150 beekeeper suit? You don't even have bees.

[tadah]

I had bees. Two of them. One of them stung me and the other flew away. I tried squeezing the honey out of the one that stung me. Didn't taste good. Maybe it was the toast.

[familylovehim]

...Honestly, GOB, it's a miracle you're still alive.

[tadah]

Yeah, well, I've just been too busy LIVING, Michael. When's the last time we had a trip together?

[familylovehim]

Yeah, that would be 'never.'

[tadah]

Not my fault. You've been too busy "working" and "stapling" and "keep GOB from bankrupting us with his magic shop purchases, who spends thirteen hundred dollars on a second magic sword when the first one chopped off a certain somebody's fingertips...-ing."

[familylovehim]

...Right. Well, just trying to keep this family together, GOB. We'll have time for trips if I ever succeed.

holy crap, you have michael down to a tee.

[tadah]

Wait...

What if we kept the family together on a trip? You know Dad always took Mom on trips and everyone was so much happier when they came back.

Of course, that could've been Oscar. That would explain Mom's smiling. I wish it didn't explain that.

ajhdgkdh thank you ;; your gob is hideous/perfect

[familylovehim]

We all wish it didn't explain that.

[instant headache, but that usually happened when talking to his brother so hey! at least it waited a few minutes]

And I'm pretty sure that's the worst idea you've ever had, which is saying a lot.

might be rewatching some episodes to improve it but thank you for the compliment!

[tadah]

You make it sound like I have bad ideas all the time.

By the way, I might need some more money. My fingers still tingle a little from that whole Sword of Destiny thing and I have an appointment with Dr. Stein [looks at shiny new watch] two hours ago...Eastern time.

watching arrested development is always a good thing go go go

[familylovehim]

So in an hour. [He just stares]

Oh, no--forget about it. I'm not giving you any more money, GOB. This well's run dry.

[tadah]

I don't think so, Michael. I actually scheduled the appointment in your name, so if you don't give me the money, you'll have to pay for cancelling the appointment.

[looks at watch again] Oh wait, this isn't moving. Either my latest time freeze illusion worked or you might be getting a call from Stein's office.

[familylovehim]

[He just makes an exasperated sound.] Doesn't anyone ask for IDs anymore...

Honestly, GOB, just get out of here. I'll clean up your mess, like I always do.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ After all the wonders I have known
You'd think I would be numb
But one thing I remain to be shown:
Where did the lighter fluid come from? ♪

[tadah]

[dumb grin of victory]