I know you are probably allergic to anything that might raise your IQ a few points, dear brother, but perhaps you should look up words in the dictionary before you use them.
[And he is just going to straighten out his tie like the smug asshole he is, because he clearly gives zero fucks.]
Just because I dress nicely and have an accent doesn't mean I'm metrosexual. See, Travis, Not everyone likes to go with the "unshowered otaku" look. Some people like to look nice, as shocking as that is.
C'mon, man. I've got a gigantic fan following shouting how cool I am. That many people can't be wrong. [travis those are the people who dont get the point of the game, yes they can be. also you're talking to deadpool king of obnoxious fans]
What, a dude can't like cute anime without compromising his masculinity? I'd say that makes me manlier. [MEANWHILE THE MUN IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY OH MY GOD HELP TRAVIS JUST STOP]
Yeah, and I've got a bevy of fans shouting that Daniel Way was the best thing to happen to me. There's no accounting for taste when it comes to fans.
[Yeah, Deadpool. Insult like three-quarters of your fanbase. I'm sure that won't have repercussions at all.]
Eh, they're used to it.
And no, see? Liking cute anime doesn't compromise your masculinity. Liking cute anime while constantly assessing that you're manly speaks of some deep-seated insecurity issues. You're like those so-called "bronies" who have to have a separate category from the female fans in order to feel comfortable with the fact that they like bright colors and feminine characters. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Also I have it on good authority that your method of "liking anime" isn't exactly-- shall we say, innocent?
Are you blushing? Are you seriously blushing right now?
Who knew emasculation paranoia could be so fucking cute? Seriously, nothing you say is convincing me that you're not the most kawaii motherfucker in the room right now. I wish you were covered with frosting so I could just eat you up.
[Wow. Insight into some weird fetishes there, DP?]
[He has NO idea how to respond to this. He is pissed off and ashamed of himself and still ridiculously indignant aND HE IS JUST. REALLY UPSET. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK, WADE. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.]
Why the hell are you so weird? [Congratulations. You got Travis Touchdown to call you weird.] If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm gonna do it for you.
...Isn't that a case of the pot calling the kettle black, Trav? At least my "me-time" doesn't consist of chicks who look barely legal. Or include comatose siblings in the next room. You're kinda kinky there, boyo.
Oh, yes. I know how eager you are for a second round, but try to put a leash on that enthusiasm of yours until later. Unless you want an audience. [Have a cheeky wink, Travis.]
All right, I just--one, it's anime, that's not the point, do not make me have to explain moe to you right now; and two, it's not like I was pulling a fucking Shinji Ikari or some shit! I'm not that screwed up.
[Okay, now he just sounds legitimately pissed moreso than he is exasperated. Wade's hit a particular sore spot.]
I am not having any of your bullshit. [oh god he's flipping the bird and stomping awaY WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE] I'm outta here.
[YOU DONT EVEN GET THE COUCH, MAN. YOU GET THE FLOOR.]
It's not any particular thing, it's more like as a general rule. You know how it goes. I get turned all cute and non-threatening and I lose all my cred.
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Besides, look at that icon you're using.
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What's wrong with it? It's a word!
...I didn't pick that, she did. [as the mun continues to pick the most kawaii icons possible]
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And it's an adorable word. One I imagine young girls like to say.
Oh look, there she goes again. You're not proving your manliness here, Travis.
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The sad part is a good sum of them are women.
[Words of encouragement from your amazing brother Henry. Cherish them.]
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[RUDE, HENRY.]
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[And he is just going to straighten out his tie like the smug asshole he is, because he clearly gives zero fucks.]
Just because I dress nicely and have an accent doesn't mean I'm metrosexual. See, Travis, Not everyone likes to go with the "unshowered otaku" look. Some people like to look nice, as shocking as that is.
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That's adorable.
no omg go away wade I JUST READ DEADPOOL KILLS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE CRY
OH GOD ALL OF THE FEELS FOR THAT COMIC ;^;
Maybe what sucks is your ability to make other people believe that you are, in fact, the manliest man.
...The animu shirts might be a contributing factor to that. Also the butthurt whining. Just sayin'.
I personally think your self-denial is kind of endearing.
guaaaughaghgh fourth wall feels lies down and cries
What, a dude can't like cute anime without compromising his masculinity? I'd say that makes me manlier. [MEANWHILE THE MUN IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY OH MY GOD HELP TRAVIS JUST STOP]
Ain't denial if it's the truth.
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[Yeah, Deadpool. Insult like three-quarters of your fanbase. I'm sure that won't have repercussions at all.]
Eh, they're used to it.
And no, see? Liking cute anime doesn't compromise your masculinity. Liking cute anime while constantly assessing that you're manly speaks of some deep-seated insecurity issues. You're like those so-called "bronies" who have to have a separate category from the female fans in order to feel comfortable with the fact that they like bright colors and feminine characters. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Also I have it on good authority that your method of "liking anime" isn't exactly-- shall we say, innocent?
[Oh you are so one to talk, Mr. Bea Arthur.]
Shut up.
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[TAKE IT BACK YOU FOOL.]
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wait.
Wade's argument, very slowly, dawns upon him. Watch in awe as his expression shifts from flat-out confused to hideously embarrassed in 5 seconds flat!
...Because oh my god he's right.]]
3/3 oh travis.
What--what I do with my free time's none of your goddamn business!
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Are you blushing? Are you seriously blushing right now?
Who knew emasculation paranoia could be so fucking cute? Seriously, nothing you say is convincing me that you're not the most kawaii motherfucker in the room right now. I wish you were covered with frosting so I could just eat you up.
[Wow. Insight into some weird fetishes there, DP?]
I plead the fifth.
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[He has NO idea how to respond to this. He is pissed off and ashamed of himself and still ridiculously indignant aND HE IS JUST. REALLY UPSET. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK, WADE. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.]
Why the hell are you so weird? [Congratulations. You got Travis Touchdown to call you weird.] If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm gonna do it for you.
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Oh, yes. I know how eager you are for a second round, but try to put a leash on that enthusiasm of yours until later. Unless you want an audience. [Have a cheeky wink, Travis.]
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[Okay, now he just sounds legitimately pissed moreso than he is exasperated. Wade's hit a particular sore spot.]
I am not having any of your bullshit. [oh god he's flipping the bird and stomping awaY WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE] I'm outta here.
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Uh... was that too far? It was, I can tell. My bad. Seriously, didn't mean to overstep my boundaries there.
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[dont you turn on him too yukari]
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Hey, mun, that's mean!
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Tch! It figures...
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[WOW SOMEONE'S NOT BITTER AT ALL.]
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wha-pssh
Sorry.
AHAHA AAWWWWW
Anyway, why don't you wanna be cute?
[ because like hell is she saying "kawaii" in THIS context. ]
HE'S TRYING HE REALLY IS
[but you already were--never mind.]
I've got an image to uphold, here!
IT'S SUPER KAWAII
I dunno, some cute things are threatening. Haven't you ever seen tasmanian devils?
the most kawaii
...I don't know if I could pull off cute AND badass at the same time. I'm antihero, remember? I think that might be trying to do too much at once.
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[ a long pause, like she's trying so, so hard not to say what inevitably comes spilling out of her mouth next: ]
...It'd be an improvement on your wardrobe, at least.
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Hell smells funny, apparently, and the guy running the joint is a real asshole.
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You've got the smelling funny part down.