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On her mun's decision to send her to the turtle and her muns' choice in guilty pleasures
[Pepper looks emotionally exhausted. She's clearly been fighting this verbal battle for several days now.]
You couldn't take me from a point in time when I was wearing more clothing; or at least shoes?
[She's starting to look like she's been dealing with terrorist negotiations for the past six hours.]
So you're sending me to a word that's set on top of a living turtle in one of Tony's old shirts and a pair of shorts? Thank you for at least adding the shorts. I'd rather not have someone fishing me out of the water in what I normally wear to bed when I'm staying over. I know why you're doing this you know. It's all because you keep watching that stupid movie over and over again. It's worse then when you're watching that animated TV show. You know the one I'm talking about. With Patricia Potts. I do not act like that. Or talk that much. I don't ramble.
[Yes Pepper, yes you do.]
And I don't fawn all over Tony. It's embarrassing to watch.
[There's a long pause because really, she's proved her own point about rambling wrong.]
Just, give me some cloths. Please.
You couldn't take me from a point in time when I was wearing more clothing; or at least shoes?
[She's starting to look like she's been dealing with terrorist negotiations for the past six hours.]
So you're sending me to a word that's set on top of a living turtle in one of Tony's old shirts and a pair of shorts? Thank you for at least adding the shorts. I'd rather not have someone fishing me out of the water in what I normally wear to bed when I'm staying over. I know why you're doing this you know. It's all because you keep watching that stupid movie over and over again. It's worse then when you're watching that animated TV show. You know the one I'm talking about. With Patricia Potts. I do not act like that. Or talk that much. I don't ramble.
[Yes Pepper, yes you do.]
And I don't fawn all over Tony. It's embarrassing to watch.
[There's a long pause because really, she's proved her own point about rambling wrong.]
Just, give me some cloths. Please.
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...I hope you find your shoes. You look like the sort of person who has very nice shoes.
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My shoes are apparently not coming with me.
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Maybe you'll find some other ones you like...
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[Be comforting Lawr. Comforting.]
Look at the bright side. You haven't been stabbed to death by your boyfriend.
[Nailed it.]
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[What do you say to that?]
He says he's sorry about that.
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But most people would be. So that's something to be thankful for, right?
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[After all, the man can be pretty self destructive.]
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I know.
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oh hey I'm in that game, just with a slightly less childish character than this one
[In the most condescending tone of voice imaginable. Naturally.]
Hopefully I'll be seeing you somewhat soon
Hopefully! Spidey will be pleased if Tony gets his Adult Supervision
Everyone is pleased when Tony has his adult supervision
Except Tony, of course. But nobody cares what he thinks.
Hey, you're the one sayin' you're wearin' some other guy's clothes.
Unless you're Tony.
[In which case you are rather unfortunately named and she is not at all sorry.]
He might be ok with it from where I'm taking her from
Tony is my [There's a pause. This whole terminology thing with Tony is new. Is it boss or boyfriend in situations like this?] significant other.
Well he might not like being told he has to stop slandering Wayne Enterprises
Gee, that sounds fun. What do you two do in bed, read?
[All the maturity right here, in this tiny electricity-charged package]
She doesn't see why he would have to
That's none of your business.
Well when you say a philanthropist is engaged in child labor because of your ego, it's kind of bad
I'm just tryin' to do my part, make sure you're not boring the poor guy to death.
Robin isn't child labor. It's brainwashing
The status of my relationship isn't something you need to concern yourself with.
Robin also doesn't work for Wayne Enterprises
Hey, not like I've got anything better to do. Not allowed to fry you babies, and the Head Dweeb in Charge hasn't found a place to send me yet.
No, he works directly under Bruce
Which still makes Tony wrong
True. Pepper might point that out
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I want real cloths. And shoes ... And a bra.
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You mean you're not wearing one? [A look down, and a look up, then a:] Huh, perky. [Oh, he'll pay for that one.]
Rest assured, Pepper. I will not rest until you have proper clothes. And lingerie. [Cocky smile? Cocky smile.]
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His leer just makes her feel a bit more uncomfortable. Especially in public. She crosses her arms over her chest to institutionally try to cover up her chest.]
I'm not going out like this in public.