On future plans. Your life, James. Your life.

[lastrat]

Not only are you planning - giddily, I might add - to kill me, but to add insult to insanity, you want to put me under the charge of a teenager.

And I haven't forgiven Vesper, no matter what this-- [Hmph no he refuses to call it a flood] --event has me saying.

The least you could do is let me into the pub.

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[oedipusrat]

I think I'd love to see this. What will you do, listen to him, or simply knock him flat?

[lastrat]

Why would I listen to him? [Yeah he'll try the knocking him flat thing until he realizes, you know, he can't.]

[oedipusrat]

You wouldn't. I wonder if he's going to be as petulant an asshole as I'm sure you must have been in your youth.

[lastrat]

[Well fuck you too bro] I wasn't petulant.

[oedipusrat]

[Hey come on only the truth bro don't deny.] Mm, I'm sure.

[lastrat]

[No you're the worst, get out.] I suspect you were, though.

[oedipusrat]

[But I just want to have fun with you, maninho. :c ] A petulant asshole? Oh, without a doubt! I suspect that's mummy's type.

[lastrat]

[You could at least bring the Macallan then jesus]

Are you ever going to stop calling her that?

[oedipusrat]

[Who says I didn't, maybe you haven't given me a chance to bust it out, god] Is there a reason I should, hm? I suppose I could call her by her name, but that would be a bit strange, wouldn't it? And, [he makes a vip kind of noise and a cut of his hand across his neck] I would fear sudden and immediate execution upon uttering it!

[lastrat]

[Well here you go, this is your chance, get to busting]

Mm. [Okay fine that gets an appraising look.] Of course she threatened you too.

[oedipusrat]

Nobody calls her by name. Except, I'm sure that her husband must have, but that's not really applicable now. And M, it's so impersonal, can belong to so many faces! No, no, mother dear is special.

[lastrat]

Don't suppose you had your own mother. Wouldn't she be insulted?

[oedipusrat]

You were a bit motherless yourself until she came along, you know, don't act as though you're so different.

[lastrat]

It's not as if I was looking for a replacement.

[oedipusrat]

Doesn't matter. She found you anyway.

[lastrat]

I hope that isn't jealousy I hear.

[oedipusrat]

She found me, too. What is there to be jealous of?

[lastrat]

I'm afraid you'd have to tell me. You're a fair bit more obsessed than I.

[oedipusrat]

Mm, I'd tell you if I was jealous, dear.

[lastrat]

[Don't call me that B(] Yes, you're an open book.

[oedipusrat]

You're the favourite son now, I understand. I can't retake your place, so there's no point in feeling that way. It'd be nice if there was a way we could work together, but there isn't, that I'm aware of.

[lastrat]

Terrorism is a bit difficult to get past.

[oedipusrat]

But not impossible.

[lastrat]

I'm sure a few hundred hours of community service would even the score.

[oedipusrat]

You could go rogue, just a little, just once.