on recent events and mun shenanigans

[unavoidabubbly]

sup munsies
i knw youve totes got a lot on ur mind rite now
so why dont we just kick back and get the chilling going on
work tomrrows for boring ppls

youve been saying that youre goin 2 make that irl rolal blog on tumblr a buncha times
its not happenan munsies
i think uve got to werk it
put on that wig an wonk like its goin outta style

also yeah i know youre upset as heck about janey
me too :(
janey if youre here im sorry
come back and lets do your birthday right k?

and dont freak out on me
rolal aint kickin the bucket yet what are u even saying
chillax

Comments

[jakey]

Salutations, roxy!
You havent heard from jane either? Im afraid this is entirely my fault.

[cyan_maid]

Roxy...
I'm really not in the mood for a party.
I'm less in the mood for a party than I was before! I had no idea that was possible, but it is.
You will not believe who pestered me when I was on my way home.

[unavoidabubbly]

no she absconded the crap rite out
ollieouties kthnxbai
i dont knw wat u and she couldve possibly spoken about that got her so uspet
was it mayby the fact that u
idk
forgot her bday???
pls dont tell me you didnt do that

[unavoidabubbly]

JANEY
omg youre ok
i was so worried :(
dont mind the stupids stuff i say sometiems
its like
i dont know wht im even thinking
maybe i need a smack or sumthing

look we dont have to have a grand big swet sixteen birthday gala raveshindig
lets just sit and do cool bffsies stuff
ok y/y

who
was it dirk

[cyan_maid]

No...no, it's alright.
I said some stupid things too. We were both phenomenally stupid.
And there is no way that I'M going to smack you for that.

Oh, if it was Dirk!!!
If it was Dirk I wouldn't be this upset AGAIN.
It was Calliope's stupid, rude, pigheaded brother!!!!!
I don't know how, but he's been WATCHING us!!!!!!!!!

[jakey]

It may have slipped my mind briefly.
But im still unsure as to what exactly set her off. I hadn't a clue she felt that way about dirk! And so i may have overstepped the erm... "bro code" as it were.

[unavoidabubbly]

jane you are sooooooo sweet
<3

what
you legit got 2 talk to him
wheres calliope
and what do u mean hes watching us
ok hes pretty annoying but i didnt know taht voyeurism is his thing
le
SIGN

[unavoidabubbly]

breifly
oh my gawd jake
youre overstepping the BRO CODE rite now!!!
u dont forget a bffsies BDAY of all things
the jman experience has got to go through some srs refinement

jake
jake jaek jake
u are so
naiev

[jakey]

I know! Or rather i dont know how it slipped my mind. I must have taken one too many hits on the old noggin to overlook something like this.
But youre saying shes avoiding you as well?

[cyan_maid]

It's not like I went out of my way to talk to him, he pestered me!
He said that Calliope was dead and that my Dad was dead and that he saw us have our pillow fight on monitors that your void can't block!! But that's impossible, right?!
And I'm pretty sure he insinuated that he's been watching us in the shower!
It makes me feel really gross just thinking about it!!!!

...He called me fat, too.
He kept saying he was trying to compliment me but I just wanted to smack HIM for it!!!!
Where does he get off, doing that?!?
This is the shittiest birthday ever and it hasn't even started yet!!!!!

[unavoidabubbly]

she lass scampered the fuck rite out when i said somethin stupid
which id dont want to be blabbing abt now ok
lets just forget it because im a good friend as all get out and i dont know what came over me

well i say we have 2 make it up to her
were frinds and i we cant be all dramallama all the tiem

[unavoidabubbly]

wat
ok callipopes bro is a dickhead ok
his head is all dick
all of it

ok whoa calm down
im pretty upset here but we cant both be flipping tables
monitores are always goin 2 b hooked up to something
im going to see what haxxor skillz i can get up 2
rolals bringin sexy back to the grid
im going to bust his voyeuristic ass
maybe a good compusplode while im at it
but first hes going to tell us what the heck is up wit calliopy

fat
maybe he means phat
lol
but w/e dont even bother getitng ur cutiepattootie panties up in a twist about it
youre not fat and u knw it
actually youre well endowed in all the rite places but thats beside the point

[cyan_maid]

Do you really think you can muss up his connection?
I mean, I don't doubt your skill, but I assume he's off in another universe or something.
Is that even a thing? Trans-universe computer hacking shenanigans I mean?

No, he definitely meant it as f-a-t.
But I really don't want to think about it anymore, it's a stupid thing to cry about and HE is stupid!!!

...
Let's not discuss any of my possible endowments, okay?

[jakey]

Well that makes two of us!
I feel like an absolute asinine and i doubt theres anything i can do to about it. Do you think theres a chance shell forget about this whole mess over time?
Say by tomorrow?