All information is useful, shinigami. [For example, if shinigami can be caught on camera, he could have the task force go through the Aoyama videos again looking for Rem. The endeavor might not produce much in the way of evidence, but... as he said, all information is valuable.]
[There's an internal sigh directed at both Rem and his mun. Why she has made him speak to Rem at all when she knew absolutely nothing good would come out of it is beyond him. But that's always the point isn't it? Senseless torture of varying degrees. He'll grit his teeth and endure this with a polite smile.]
That's a little strange to hear coming from a Shinigami.
Well there's a crazy goddess called Atia in charge, so Light can't do very much to protect Misa. But it's okay, as long as Misa is with Light, and Light isn't with other people...
[EVERYONE IS A HOMEWRECKER ;;]
We aren't fighting anymore though! It was just a lover's quarrel, we'll be together on Valentine's day~
Misa, it has been my experience that there is little outside Light Yagami's capability. If he is not protecting you, then either he doesn't wish to, or—
[And she hasn't even touched on that "other people" thing. That doesn't sound like "making Misa happy".]
Tell me about this Atia. I don't know a shinigami by that name.
[That'd be a nice silent chant of curses he's thinking in his head, this time directed solely at his mun.]
Futility is generally a good deterrent from taking a particular course of action. [A casual shrug.] I can think of at least one person who might be upset.
Depends on whether or not you're willing to take that risk.
[His tone remains neutral bordering on pleasant. He could be talking tea parties.]
I wouldn't, if I were you. You know she has a way of finding things out. [A small quirk of his lips.] Besides, we're quite close. [Not by choice, but hey. No need to elaborate.]
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There are no cameras in the shinigami realm. How would I know?
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Rem-san, right?
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Light Yagami.
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[Excited waving!]
Misa hasn't seen Rem in forever! Why does Rem need pictures?
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Misa.
I do not need pictures. The woman who invoked me does. I believe the word is "mun"?
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Would you object to a test?
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[She knows the answer perfectly well, but has her reasons for not giving it.]
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Surely I haven't managed to offend you already, have I?
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[That'll be a big yes.]
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[She isn't naming him. How strange.]
I can only assume your question is a test. Either that, or you can't put what you have to use.
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That's a little strange to hear coming from a Shinigami.
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[Thinking.]
Maybe Misa can take a picture of Rem! Would Rem show up in it?
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[Does she lean in to draw attention to the death note at her hip, or does it only seem that way?]
There's no reason I can't kill you here, Light Yagami, except that it wouldn't last. But perhaps I would enjoy it.
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My human has thousands of pictures of Light Yagami. [Oh, she's jealous!]
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[Excuse Misa while she revels in a fangirlish haze for a moment.]
Misa will take some pictures of Rem so we can trade!
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You are happy, then, where you are now?
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Light Yagami is not protecting you?
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[EVERYONE IS A HOMEWRECKER ;;]
We aren't fighting anymore though! It was just a lover's quarrel, we'll be together on Valentine's day~
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[And she hasn't even touched on that "other people" thing. That doesn't sound like "making Misa happy".]
Tell me about this Atia. I don't know a shinigami by that name.
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Futility is generally a good deterrent from taking a particular course of action. [A casual shrug.] I can think of at least one person who might be upset.
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[Her voice drops to a growl, dry like desert sand.]
And if she never finds out?
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[His tone remains neutral bordering on pleasant. He could be talking tea parties.]
I wouldn't, if I were you. You know she has a way of finding things out. [A small quirk of his lips.] Besides, we're quite close. [Not by choice, but hey. No need to elaborate.]
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She isn't a shinigami. Atia is a crazy perverted kidnapper that brings people to an island and-
[Misa pauses, glancing around, and gestures for Rem to move closer. It's hard to whisper in someone's ear when the other person is eight feet tall.]
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Hey, you're that first God of Death!
Where did you go, man?? You just left.
[Probably still hasn't put two and two together, honestly.]
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... You're the stupid one.
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