13 hours in a theater for a lotr marathon and this happens

[tossme]

Lass, finding me a home will be no easy task, but I suppose you're going to go through with it anyway. Just remember that my ax is always ready for a fight. I want to be near the action so don't go sending me to some quiet and pretty place. I'm not an elf.

And don't send me to a place with that pointy ear. No, I don't fear him! But he's not going to outdo this dwarf! [He frowns.]

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[thelastking]

[ Oh goodness, Gimli! We'll find something for you to slay soon enough. ]

Skewering orcs isn't the only way one should spend their time. Have you ever given thought in reading instead?

[tossme]

Reading? Who has time for reading when there's fightin' to be done. [And drinking and eating...] I'm not an elf.

[thelastking]

It surprises me not to hear of such from you. Let us hope we can find some suitable game and wine to appease your palate.

[tossme]

Aye. A pint of ale and a battle every morning. Does such a place exist?

[thelastking]

Such a place does indeed exist, but I honestly hesitate to invite you.

[ He's joking of course. ]