13 hours in a theater for a lotr marathon and this happens

[tossme]

Lass, finding me a home will be no easy task, but I suppose you're going to go through with it anyway. Just remember that my ax is always ready for a fight. I want to be near the action so don't go sending me to some quiet and pretty place. I'm not an elf.

And don't send me to a place with that pointy ear. No, I don't fear him! But he's not going to outdo this dwarf! [He frowns.]

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[icetrails]

You're scared of an elf? The cute little stupid ones? [This kid here is laughing at you, Gimli, sorry about that; he sounds half-disbelieving and extremely entertained. And he may or may not be thinking of a completely different kind of elf, but. You know.]

[tossme]

Little? Elves aren't little. [He scoffs.] I'm not afraid of them either.They're not so tough.

[icetrails]

You ever even seen one? They're tiny! Like little bunnies, 'cept I think they bite. [Still laughing. They definitely aren't thinking of the same elves] So... if you aren't scared of 'em why bother mentioning it? Seems suspicious.

[tossme]

[Gimli raises an eyebrow.] Laddie, I think you've had a bit too much ale. You don't know what you're talking about.

I only mentioned it because my lady mundane believes I fear 'em. I don't. I won't say it again.

[icetrails]

Hey! I know exactly what I'm talking about; I've seen 'em. So are dwarves kind like the Leprechaun or what? You kinda have the same short and beardy thing going on. [Sorry Gimli teasing is in his nature]

[tossme]

I'm not a leprechaun. [He pretends to know what a leprechaun is, but he doesn't know actually.]