voice testing → exit void

[sheps]

Listen, I'm not going to chide you. We're both adults, we're going to act like it. So, let's talk.

You and I both know that we have priorities. Important ones. Your decision to send me to an uncharted world with no way out is not going to help either of us, no matter how you look at it. I've been there before, and I'm not going to be very happy having to go through it again.

I've got far more better things to do than to look after someone who should know better. Think about it.

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[florrick]

[You never really know how much easier you have it until you encounter a space hero.]

And here I thought I had a lot on my plate to worry about.

[sheps]

[A space hero that did your job at one point! did you kno? Space court is just as intense as Earth court!]

I'm not here to make other people feel less secure about their priorities. I'm just here to make sure they're being thought of.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Oh man, do I know that feelin'.




[osaka no u don't]

[sheps]

[She ain't judging! Giving you the benefit of the doubt here.]

Well, everyone does have priorities.

[fuhgottaboutit]

[Osaka nods. See, this tough lady understands!]

Right? Like... if you're on another planet, and your friends invite you to their beach party, you'd have to say, "No, I'm in space." It'd be a pain in the butt.

[sheps]

[She sure does! Even if they're not quite on the same wavelength. Kind of. To an extent.]

I've traveled a lot in space, but surprisingly enough, I made time for my friends. I'm sorry to say it was nothing like a beach party, but at least we got to get our needs in order.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Oh! ....... Are you an astronaut?

[sheps]

Somewhat. But my role's much more important than just canvassing space.

[fuhgottaboutit]

[.... gasp! of course!]

Oh man! You gotta protect Earth from the aliens, right? I knew it.

[sheps]

More like humanity and other innocents including aliens, but yes.

[fuhgottaboutit]

... So the aliens are on our side? But then, who're we fightin'?

[sheps]

Anyone who threatens peace and order in the galaxy.

[fuhgottaboutit]

[Oh. Ohhhh. Now she gets it! There was a movie like that, wasn't there? Yeah.]

So cool...... Can I see your laser sword?

[emergens]

[ bad news for shepard, good news for the charon crew! just imagine that typical robotic monotone is actually barely-contained excitement. ]

Shepard-Commander.

Designation:'Mundane' is unlikely to respond to reason.

[sheps]

Legion?

[Time for the details, good ro-bro.] What experience do you have with all this?

[emergens]

All attempts to rationalize with user 'Mundane' have failed. This platform is already aboard the Charon, a nautical vessel of human design. Significant keywords from network search include: alternate universes. Pocket dimensions. Time dilation. Experiments. COMPASS. Resistance. Ghosts. Creamed corn.

[sheps]

If it's just out on the open seas, what's preventing the crew from abandoning ship? [It's the creamed corn, isn't it? No, just kidding.] There has to be some destination in mind, if the waters are too dangerous.

[biotical]

Shepard. From what I can understand, your current destination isn't... the best of places. Are you sure your mundane chose correctly?

[sheps]

You know you can always be honest with me, Liara. What is it I need to know?