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[fearme]

Oh, I was under the impression you'd had quite enough of nightmares for one month. I see I'm not the only one who can't resist a little fun when it comes strolling by.

So let's have a little fun.

P

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[thefirstguardian]

[Sandy's giving you the look, Pitch. You know the one.]

dreamworks baddies unite!

[ofdiscord]

Oh, the interest never ceases~

[glitchinprincess]

Hey Mister! Why's your skin all grey? Are you a corpse?

[bringsthefrost]

I thought the place smelled like a sewer pipe burst.

[fearme]

Come now, Sandy, we all have our jobs to do.

[fearme]

Is that so?

[fearme]

Aw, aren't you adorable. Good guess, sweetheart. Very good guess.

I'm the monster under your bed.

[fearme]

Yes, with the plethora of you about, it's no wonder.

[glitchinprincess]

[She giggles at that, because, well...]

Pffff. Under my bed? You're too big to fit under there!

[Plus there's not exactly a whole bunch of room under where he sleeps. He'd get squished and the mental image makes her laugh.]

So how come you only wear black, huh?

[ofdiscord]

They're like moths, when you think about it.

Drawn to unhappiness, like nightmares and ruin, no matter what.

[bringsthefrost]

Cranky over a little snowfall, Pitch?

[fullonswayzed]

Not so sure I'm interested in your brand of 'fun.'

[fearme]

As it happens, Dean, what you're interested in is irrelevant. I've already had barrels of fun with you.

[fearme]

A little too much frost on the windows, yes.

[fearme]

How come you dress like a cavity waiting to happen? I'm the boogeyman!

[fearme]

Funny, that once they grow out of Santa and the Easter Bunny, how very much like me some of them become.

[glitchinprincess]

Oooooh, scaaaary~

You think I look like a cavity? You should see Taffyta! Her hat's got sugar on it and everything!

[fearme]

Oooooh, more of you. My fondest dream.

[fullonswayzed]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[glitchinprincess]

So if you live under people's beds are you a hobo or something? Don't you have your own bed?

[bringsthefrost]

Better be careful, wouldn't want you to slip and fall now. Might taint your rep.

[fearme]

Oh, don't give me that. If fear were billed, you'd be swimming in debt. I've come to know your family very well.

[chaosbound]

Yeah, no, see - that word y'keep throwing around? Fun? I don't think it means what you think it means.

[fullonswayzed]

You're gonna want to be very careful with how you talk about my family.

[Dean sets his jaw, eyes darkening.] So what are you some kind of demon? Because I'm really not buying the whole boogieman schtick.

[fearme]

No -- I think it does. So long as 'fun' refers to getting enjoyment out of something, why, I'm having the time of my life.