blind_knight: (The fuck)
Dave Strider ([personal profile] blind_knight) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-09 07:28 pm

Blind!Dave makes an appearance

so this is what you do with your time
pick up a kid from a doomed timeline just because he was blinded
i mean i know society seems to have a fucking thing for people with disabilities and powers but come on
i really dont want to deal with whatever youre planning
thorny: (彡 she studies everyone)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Blindness? It seems that you've been treading into my thematic motifs a bit.

However, you'll find that impairments ultimately mean little to the machinations of mundanes. They're liable to do as they please regardless of negative impact or protest from the mental peanut gallery.
unavoidabubbly: (she know she bad)

[personal profile] unavoidabubbly 2012-12-10 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
whoa my angstometers going off tha charts rite here
relax davey
im sure youre still awesomesauce
come on lets do a fistbunp right nao
bunp
r u feelin it
thorny: (彡 can you be sure we haven't met)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-10 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That certainly raises more questions than it answers, but I suppose for the sake of politeness I'll save my burning curiosity for another time.

I'd certainly hope so, else I'd have quite a few gripes to lodge at the multiversal complaint department regarding false advertisement. There's been enough cataclysmic events to wade through without the irritation of having been mislabeled.
thorny: (彡 free her mind)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-10 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. I can just imagine the amount of red tape you'd have to wade through in order to be able to unseal those most confidential of files.

While I'd have gone for a metaphor more rife with backstabbing analogy, your choice of phallic imagery to represent the hypothetical betrayal of paradox space is quite interesting.
thorny: (彡 it's all the same)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I may be no mistress of the bureaucratic process, but I'd like to think that I've a firm enough grasp on purposefully confusing language to be able to navigate my way through the tedium of forms submitted in triplicate. Whether I'd enjoy it or not, of course, is another matter entirely.

Considering I've been tackling this psychological conundrum for all of five minutes I believe that I'm well on my way to outpacing my better informed alternate. There's nothing like a bit of literal competition with oneself to incite motivation.
thorny: (彡 of places I don't know)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're hardly difficult to manage, Strider. It doesn't take much wherewithal to shake a fresh bottle of apple juice a few times and wait.

The fact that this is the first thing you feel the need to clarify only opens the door to some pointed questions about what you've been fantasizing about recently. Should I be worried about my dear brother or should I begin collecting material on healthily managing a xenophiliac lifestyle?
thorny: (彡 can you be sure we haven't met)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
If you truly think that this situation is comparable to the pair of us roaming naked through the utopian woods and being seduced by a mouthy reptile then I'm not going to argue. It's better to merely write this down and dissect it for my next collection of essays.

Synesthesia is hardly a condition that I'd imagine would be limited to humans, although it's gratifying to know that my other self explored the full implications of cultural exchange when given the opportunity. I'd be rather disappointed in her laxness otherwise.
thorny: (彡 I won't go your way)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[no one can out-analogy Rose. she's simply too good to be beaten.]

Yes, I'd imagine if your skills were subpar enough that you'd frequently confuse my delicate cantaloupe scent for the more robust licorice of our distinguished meteor guest then by the end of things I'd have been coated in a wonderful layer of saliva.

At least my analysis opportunities weren't limited to the couch sessions anymore.
thorny: (彡 I left it the right way to start again)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
What a soothing combination; I'm rather surprised that it's managed to withstand the barrage of barbs I've thrown out at people over the years.

You mean that the nearly uniform gray of the meteor wasn't conducive to your learning to navigate through a primarily color-based medium? What a shocking revelation.
thorny: (彡 do you really want me dead?)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
And the problem there was..?
thorny: (彡 life goes on)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's hardly surprising. Your raw mannequin magnetism was too much for them to resist, and so they heeded the call of their hearts.
thorny: (彡 my image is slipping)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Good to see that your enhanced senses haven't done any damage to your quaint inability to subtly switch subjects.

I can imagine several instances where a session combining both of ours would lost a competition measuring hideousness, but they're few and far between. Leave it to a mundane to feel such an abomination is necessary.
thorny: (彡 or alive to live the lie?)

[personal profile] thorny 2012-12-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds like a joke with the same humor quality as one beginning with 'a priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar' but very well, I'll bite.

What happens when a Sburb session has sixty players is that fifty-nine of them don't make it to the victory lap in the best case scenario.

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