homeless, most likely forever

[agravaine]

To my fairest mundane,

As much as I do not wish to interfere with your course of actions, I fear I must point out the obvious things you appear to be missing. It is with the greatest respect that I tell you this will not work in the long run. I am saddened to have to tell you this regarding your prospects, but that is the truth.

Now if you will excuse me, I have work to do. My days as advisor are never quiet.

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asdfkjgb oh my god screaming

[youwillgotohell]

They have a way of ignoring the truth, you'll find.

:)

[agravaine]

[Always has a smile for his niece.] There seems to be a lot of that going around, or so I've heard.

I can't believe someone plays him! :D

[youwillgotohell]

I'm sure you'll rail against it with all the success of every other miserable voice here.

At least it won't be quiet.

:D he's fun

[agravaine]

[Nope, his smile is not fading. Never.]

I'm sure I will. Unless they have good ideas, then I may just listen.

Things are never quiet, Morgana. You know that.

LOL I believe it! :D

[youwillgotohell]

[Don't mind her continuously treating him like shit. :c]

Do you think to lecture me about quiet, Agravaine? [She's always so snappy at him.]

Have you heard any good ideas yet?

^///^

[agravaine]

[Takes it like a pro, because it's nothing new. Rule number 1 to dealing with feisty niece: don't retaliate.]

So far putting me somewhere that does not allow "powers" or many of them is the only decent thing I've heard. It would not do to be disarmed on day one, of course, neither is it good for strategy.

[youwillgotohell]

[Which makes him one of her smartest allies, go figure. But that gets a dangerous little smile.]

Would you be happier around the powerless, Agravaine?

[agravaine]

[Well he did survive an entire season as an ally, there's some smarts in there somewhere.]

Not exactly. It would be foolish to willingly go to a place where people can read your very thoughts, Morgana.

[youwillgotohell]

[Seriously how did he manage it and why did she never appreciate it.]

Those are the people you ought to make your friends.

[agravaine]

[Because crazy niece would not be crazy if she did. And Agravaine isn't keen on the idea of mind-readers. It's pretty hard to be fake to someone like that.]

Of course. I'll make sure to point that out to the mundane immediately. How are things, my lady?

[youwillgotohell]

[Oh, she knows. Charles Xavier is, ironically, one of her few friends right now.

He doesn't get an immediate response, though, because things have been particularly bad lately because her mundane is very very mean.]

They have been better.

[agravaine]

[Would never be comfortable with a mind reader, ever.

He's just going to patiently wait for the answer, blinking when it finally happens. That sounds like a bit of a dodge. Niece, are they being mean to you? Does Uncle Agra have to go kick some butts?]

I see. Which means they will get better for you, then. You're a smart girl, Morgana, you will manage that much I'm sure.

[Pointing out the bad shit to Morgana would just result in a kick to the teeth.]

[youwillgotohell]

[But he's like Merlin except not a fuck up. Baby steps! And if he wants to come along and stab Arthur and Merlin a few times she would not object.

And that's smart Agravaine, she is always ready for a swift kick in the teeth. She laughs, though, and if there's a hollow ring to it, she's ignoring it.]

I've heard that often enough. But saying it and recognizing that the deck has been stacked against you are two very different things.