Muns are like little gremlins. Innocent to look at, but at night they tend to go nuts and try to find the worst situation to put you in for their own amusement.
Yeah. Pesky, a fair bit foul - he just doesn't go mad when he gets wet. He's already mad.
Congratulations, Colonel. You've been promoted to the president of the Autobot Babysitting Club. There are zero benefits, and lots of risks that could possibly include loss of life or limb.
Nah, just figure the Do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it-badge would be a topic of conversation for at least five. Factor in the time for everything to go to hell...that's about five.
Add one or two for the government to find out...ehhh, you got eleven. Maybe twelve.
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Muns can never let anything go. It's like a rule.
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[ TOO BAD SHE WASN'T 8D ]
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Muns are like little gremlins. Innocent to look at, but at night they tend to go nuts and try to find the worst situation to put you in for their own amusement.
...Okay, maybe not exactly like gremlins.
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Gremlins, Captain?
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Blame Epps.
[There's a small smirk.]
Seriously though, you seen those suckers? Damn wicked.
...Oh yeah, it's been awhile. I got promoted.
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Oh? Well congratulations - what's the current ranking, then?
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Hey, now that you mention it-
[Oh. Oh military ranking time!]
Ahhh, Colonel now. With my own squad of bots. So basically, I babysit.
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Congratulations, Colonel. You've been promoted to the president of the Autobot Babysitting Club. There are zero benefits, and lots of risks that could possibly include loss of life or limb.
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Well, someone's gotta do it. And if we look at the current lineup, it's me or Simmons.
I'd give Simmons 11 minutes.
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...You'd give him that long? That's some serious credit.
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Add one or two for the government to find out...ehhh, you got eleven. Maybe twelve.
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It'd be the most action he'd get.
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[ LAST THING ON EARTH SHE WANTED TO THINK ABOUT EVER. EVER EVER. ]
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You know it's going to be gross but you just can't help but wonder...
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And no - no I really don't want to wonder...
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Just think. Little Simmonses.
[He just LOVES playing with your head, girl.]
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Lennox, I am going to kick you where it bloody hurts.
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[He backs up, though, just in case she's got any ideas.]
So, mun gonna keep you locked up in that headspace too?
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I'm not sure. Maybe. Maybe not - she's damn indecisive about it.
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I know what you mean. My mun's been waffling over me for awhile now.
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I was her main muse years back. Then she moved on to bigger and better, I guess. It's nice to get some fresh air. I think.
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That's right, joke's still not old.]
Really? My mun's kinda surprised. She thought everyone forgot about the humans in these movies that weren't Sam or 'Kaela.
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Nah, not everyone. She liked me pretty well.
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[Seriously how did you just get flagged as 'have a nice day thanks for decoding that shit' and sent on your way?]
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Movie nights every Friday.
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If it's Bumblebee, be prepared for Disney or some kind of romcom.