voice test;

[barbasol]

Mundane I am so proud of you.
It isn't an easy task to pick up a new muse but I believe in you.
You have taken the liberty to not only voice test me but you have also jump the gun as they say and purchase me an account.
Shucks I don't even know what to say. It's really kind.
I'm looking forward to spend some QUALITY time with you but you should probably take a breather and feed that rumbling tummy of yours.
I certainly wouldn't want a good kid like you hitting the hay with an empty stomach!

- SINCERELY,
DAD.

Comments

[oceanbreasts]

ok soooooo im just gonna come out n say it
ur kind of a premium grade a hottie
and i think thats a thing u needed 2 kno

1.2

[barbasol]

[ex_carouser688]

Aww look at you taking care of your mudnae.
Yout wo are going to get along so splendidly i can feel it.

2.2

[barbasol]

So you must be the younger version of Miss Lalonde that my writer foretold me about.

Haha oh. You've got her eyes.

[longwinded]

[...........dad. John is a man now, MEN DON'T WIBBLE.]

mundanes are kind like that.
mine has bought my account over and over.
even when she's not really supposed to.

[....he's just gonna....say hey.]

hey dad.

[barbasol]

Evening Miss Lalonde!
I certainly hope so. Looks like I might have to keep check on this other younger folks she's got running around this place.
They all need a little bit of proper looking after. I frankly cannot be damned that she let them loose like that.

Pardon me.

[ex_carouser688]

Youre always on duty arent you?
But i guuueeeess thats one of your endearing qualities.

Good luck!

[barbasol]

_{[ oh he's from like the very beginning of the comic though so oops.. ]}

Really???
I'm all new to this sort of business. Why don't you tell me all about them?
Say.
Did you get taller?

[longwinded]

[Dad please.]

depends on who your mundane is.
i'd say you have a pretty good one. she'll take care of you.


[skjdhfkjsfd. man dad he's just happy to see you.]

considering the fact that i'm 15.
i got a little taller.
yeah.

[barbasol]

Good day don't make me start blushing here!
They are being rather noisy and it's getting late where we all are.
Perhaps some sort of hot tea or something or another will settle them down??
I'd ask for assistance but something it telling me to keep you away from the drink cabinets. Heh.

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[barbasol]

2.2

[barbasol]

WHEN DID YOU TURN 15???

[longwinded]

[EXCUSE HIM. He doesn't want to tell Dad that he DIED OR ANYTHING.]

not too long ago.
april 13th.
just.
yeah.
i'm fifteen.

[sob this is probably going to owe an explanation.]

it's a long story.

1.2

[barbasol]

Oh God!!
I'll turn around and you'll be getting yourself a pretty little gal and you'll be driving and going to college and then you'll be shaving your own face WITH YOUR VERY OWN SHAVING CREAM just like your old man and you'll be clocking in at 8 A.M every day and coming home to little chilluns
not any of this in any particular order but chilluns of your own and

2.3

[barbasol]

HOW COULD I MISS SO MANY BIRTHDAYS???

done.

[barbasol]

You sit down and I'm going to make you so many darn cakes to make up for the birthdays I've missed!
No son of mine is gonna go without birthday cake for his birthday!

omfg. you are precious. [ 1 / 3 ]

[longwinded]

well, i have a good friend that is a girl.
basically my sister.
got a best bro, and another best gal friend.
i'm totally not even thinking about dating and romance quite yet dad, i have so much to do elsewhere.

[he pauses.]

sorry to break it to you.
i did already try shaving for the first time.

[ 2 / 3 ]

[longwinded]

[and then john makes this face.]

[oceanbreasts]

mmmmyep thats me young lalonde in teh flesh
or the internet flesh
idk

aw what a charmer
swon
*swoon

[ 3 / 3 ]

[longwinded]

the good news is that i haven't gone without cake.
though.
i wouldn't mind one right now i guess.


in a strange way, almost unbelievable way. nanna has been making me cake.

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[barbasol]

<sub>[ hardly listening and putting on the apron here in the non descript community kitchen of dear_mun.
shit's serious. the apron is a rosy pink.

birthdays missed.

that ain't gon' fly with papa.

look at him go, getting all of those baking items out like a pro. ]</sub>

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[barbasol]

Son.
Did I ever tell you what a trooper you are?

[ex_carouser688]

Well if youre looking for a way to clam them down then i definitely have a few motherly tricks i havent put to use just yet.
*calm
*or clams because theyre pretty quiet too arent they!
Dont underestimate me mr egbert.
You of all people should know better.
;)

[longwinded]

[Dad is a fucking beast in the kitchen.


John dares not get in his way.]

well.
i'm sure you probably have before.
even if i took the notes you left me for granted sometimes.

[barbasol]

I don't have my doubts about that.
Maybe that's something that is endearing about yourself.
Miss Lalonde.
:)
;)