//Muse ... irritated as always

[sinister_blade]

Don't give me that happy-happy look. Do you want to die, silly summoner?!

OF COURSE I'M NOT HAPPY THAT YOU THREW ME IN MEME! That place is enough by itself, I don't need--

Do NOT interrupt me when I talk!

And NO I do NOT need an assistant at that stupid school.

...what are you plotting?

Comments

Yay LoL muses!

[crystal_scars]

[Have a mildly amused giant crystal scorpion.]

Really, Katarina. When was the last time a summoner ever actually listened to one of us?

Although, you at a school. That is an interesting mental image.

YaY 8D Let's throw party!

[sinister_blade]

That is not the point. I am trying to point out the crucial mistake my stupid summoner is making.

[Have her glare at crystal scorpion.]

Don't you even try to imply something. It's a [Insert twitch] a game. I am professor there. [Take a moment to pity her students.]

/brings chips & salsa

[crystal_scars]

[Skarner clicks his claws] Humans are good at selective hearing. Summoners especially so. How many times have you known that an ambush was incoming, all but screamed it out, and your summoner guides you right into it regardless?

Nahaha! That's even better. I can just see it. Rows and rows of students, each and every one with a dagger in their foreheads.

Skarner eats salsa? o3o

[sinister_blade]

I could write a tome how many times that happened. And then she proceeds to scream my ear off. Annoying. It's not my fault she is stupid.

[A sigh.] If only. It wouldn't be bad if they knew how to hit target that is -not moving-. They don't know how to even HOLD the blade.

Well there's diamonds and bits of pumice in it, but sure!

[crystal_scars]

[Skarn grunts. If he had a gold for every time he'd been killed by a stupid summoner, well, he'd have a trinity force.]

[Granted it's hard to tell, but he might be smirking] What kind of school is this anyway? It should have something to do with assassins if you are involved.

That's some -RICH- salsa ;DDD

[sinister_blade]

[She sighs, scratching back of her head.]

It's sort of Academy. You take classes in battle and stuff from what I saw. I teach how to handle blades. [A snort.] Apparently it's some sort of community only for summoners with muses from games. [Video games, Kat. Video games. And computer games. And console games]

[nofightingdestiny]

You do realize that if you keep actin' out like that, it's just gonna spur your Summoner to keep on, right?

[sinister_blade]

Actually, it worked up until now. Quite nicely mind you.

I do want to know, though, what the fuck is going through her head when she did THAT.

[nofightingdestiny]

Well, take it from a con-man: the fact that it was workin' at the start? That was to make you get comfortable, so when it didn't work, you react more.

[A pause, for dramatics.

Or to put it in a more straightforward way: you're gettin' played like a fiddle, miss.