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on being dumber than everybody

S'not my fault. You make me a fuckin idiot, every time too! Guy can't have his brain and eat it too, nah! Nah, that would make sense, too much sense for you, right? Gotta have a twist!

How about this: next time you write me up? Find a new twist. I'm tired of my flavor being "shitass stupid". There's a thousand ways to taste, mama! Hella, I'd even take cherri, if you'd give it to me.

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You're not stupid, you're just... smart in other ways. Hi.

Yeah? Smart in what ways?

Edited 2012-12-08 02:28 (UTC)

Like, applicable ways, dude. You know how to survive, you know how to fight -- I mean, c'mon, you know how to live in a fucking radiation desert with three dudes, a kid, and everybody trying to kill you. Maybe you're not book smart, but you're how-not-to-die smart.

Wish I was booksmart.

Well, it's not like you can't be. Man, what's got you down?

No, I can't be! S'too late! It's too. Late. I'm too old, I'm too far out, I can't--think for more'n a second, I can't be! It's too late!

Hey. Wow. What's it matter, anyway? Since when does Party fucking Poison get stressed out by not being booksmart?

... Are the other kids making fun of you? [ HE'S SORRY HE JUST ]

Fuck you, Howard!

Sorry -- I'm sorry. But seriously. I think you're being kinda hard on yourself.

Only cuz you can keep up with your clones.

What, you can't keep up with yours?

Nah, handsome, cuz they aaaaall fuckin geniuses! Sheezus, maybe you're dumber that I thought!

No, I was just hoping that that wasn't you pouting, but looks like it was.

... [Bounce.] Fuck you, Howard.

What? It just doesn't seem like you. You're the one getting at me when I feel shitty about something.

Yeah, well what--what'm I supposed to do about it, what--you can always fix your shit, I'm not fixable, man.

Cuz you say you aren't. C'mon, you're not even stupid. Read a book. Listen to people. You'll learn some shit.

Like it's that easy. [JUST GONNA POUT MORE, THANKS.]

It is, though! Being smart is just being curious and open-minded, I'm not making this shit up.

Stupid's kinda endearing, though.

Hi, ainchu s'posed to comfort me, ya fuckin dweeb?

Don't remember signin any paperwork. 'Sides, who fuckin cares if you ain't a genius? Sure don't bother us.

Maybe not you, but I'm sensitive, right?

Yeah, sure. Delicate. That's you.

The fainting scholar! Shit, I shoulda stayed in school.

School smarts ain't even worth it, man. Maybe some of 'em, but you can't fix, like -- a broken engine with fuckin Hamlet.

Nah, but I could sound cool fixin it. "More things in heaven and earth, Horatio! Hand me a wrench!"

Sound like a geek, maybe. [ HE KEEDS. ] Don't sweat it, P.

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