On Mermaids

[adarkfallenstar]

Mundane, I do hope you realize watching that pirate movie of yours and getting all excited about mermaids being added to your favorite ride that isn't the Haunted Mansion or Space Mountain isn't going to make them appear out of thin air.

They are far too smart for that.

You of all people should know the only way to lure them out is by singing...or by offering them a dinglehopper.

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[adarkfallenstar]

I was being serious, Eric.

But now I have to ask, does she play a mean Snarfblat?

Because, I would love to see that.

[voice_seeker]

Cut it out!

[adarkfallenstar]

So...are there any other adorable words for things she uses?

Maybe I'll just have to ask her sometime.

[voice_seeker]

I don't want to have to fight you, Michael! Leave her alone!

[adarkfallenstar]

Well, aren't you defensive?

I hadn't pegged you for the jealous type, only the annoying overprotective big brother type.

[voice_seeker]

Jealousy isn't my problem here. It's the risk of you feeding off of Ariel.

[adarkfallenstar]

Do you honestly think so little of me that I'd actually let something bad happen?

[Eric doesn't need to know about the prep school....or the DNAliens...or that time he was all glittery.]

I didn't start hunting yesterday, Eric.

I've learned my own limitations.

[The hard way.]

Honestly, what do you think is going to happen if I do?

[voice_seeker]

Someone getting hurt. Ariel, you, me......I want to avoid that as much as possible.

[adarkfallenstar]

Sounds like a plan, but I get hurt if I don't feed.

You do understand that, right?

[voice_seeker]

Of course I do! Just...find a better source of food, OK?

[adarkfallenstar]

I'm open to suggestions.

Let's hear some.

[voice_seeker]

Uh....well....what about all those giant spiders in the western district? That way you'd be fed AND be doing the community a service!

[adarkfallenstar]

Do you eat spiders, Eric?

[voice_seeker]

N-no, but you wouldn't be eating them in the normal way, just taking their life-force.

[adarkfallenstar]

I don't eat spiders either.

I mean, I would if I was on a deserted island and that is all there was...but I'm not, am I?