regarding the newest trailer for star trek: into darkness

[aviophobia]

I don't know why I'm jumping off a cliff like a damned fool, but Jim's to blame. Just you wait and see, I'm gonna be right.

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[captaincocksure]

Whatever makes you think that?

[aviophobia]

Because it's always your fault. I don't jump off cliffs normally.

[captaincocksure]

Seemed to me you were jumping off the cliff with me, not because of me.

[aviophobia]

Let's be real, Jim, it's always because of you, in one way or another.

[captaincocksure]

Always is a strong word, Bones.

It's more like... frequently. Usually. Or maybe even often.

[aviophobia]

How's ninety-nine percent of the time?

[hypospraying]

You're doing what now?

[aviophobia]

Hell if I know. Jumping off some damn cliff into the ocean, probably one that's full of horrible alien fish.

[hypospraying]

Probably.

[Or horribly sharp rocks, though she doesn't voice that thought.]

I hate to say it's just another day in Starfleet, but that's starting to look like the case.

[But still, she's worried.]

Did you see any scenes of yourself that probably come after that one?

[So she knows you'll be okay, damn it.]

[aviophobia]

I saw a couple of glimpses, but it's not like they're necessarily in order.

Doesn't change the fact that it's Jim's fault.

[hypospraying]

Oh, there's no doubting that, sadly. Though I suppose no one would want to see a two hour film about standard diplomatic missions and filling out paperwork, huh? It all has to be explosions and screaming.

[aviophobia]

It makes an easy day for a CMO, but a pretty poor day for Hollywood, I guess.

Though I don't know why I'm flinging myself off a cliff.

[kirk]

Nothing he won't survive, don't worry.

[Never fear, your dashingly handsome and sometimes responsible Captain is here.]

[hypospraying]

[She narrows her eyes at him.]

Isn't hanging off cliffs more your style?

[kirk]

Onwards and upwards, Chapel. Life's about trying new things, right?

[hypospraying]

Sure. As long as it's trying new things while staying alive.

[kirk]

Yes, ma'am. Couldn't leave the Enterprise without her Captain or CMO.

[kirk]

You'd waste away of boredom without me around, admit it.

[aviophobia]

Gosh, living to a ripe old age. What an idea.

[kirk]

You were born old, Bones. I'm just trying to get you living a little.

[aviophobia]

I'd like to die old, too, if it's all the same to you.

[kirk]

Don't you trust me to keep you alive so you can go back to Georgia and sit on the McCoy porch and grump as the world goes past?

[aviophobia]

Are more cliffs gonna be involved?

[straightontilmorning]

Bones! I'm hurt by your lack of faith.

[aviophobia]

Oh no, I've got plenty of faith that it was you that got me into that mess.