Checking Dreamwidth out, but he's not happy

[defendnhills]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, GIRLIE?

I do not HAVE TIME for GAMES. Do NOT go looking for places to "put" me. I DO NOT NEED "A Social Outlet". I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS.

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[pocketsurgeon]

Hippocratic.

Und vhut about it? I am still 'doing no harm'. You harmed yourself. Clearly zat isn't meine problem.

[notintehkitchen]

[Boy, doesn't that make her feel comfy.]

I didn't steal his clothes because there is no he-Pyro on this part of the RED team.

[hates_hippies]

Me a hippie? HA, that's a laugh! Maybe if you cut your hair you could clearly see how WRONG YOU ARE!

The only mailing that will be done is through express mail, and it will be my boot to your ass!

[kiltedcyclops]

Eh? Whats that yer yammering about?

Sniper can be horrified by his collection of heads and how they don't have bullet holes in them.

[hasstandards]

Right. Somehow, I don't think you're gonna be doin' much of anything once your feet are gone.

[sentryslinger]

Come on now, Soldier. I understand not wantin' to get close to just anyone, but every man needs a friend or two. No one can stand alone forever.

Ah, Engie. Always the voice of reason.

[defendnhills]

There are THREE PEOPLE I can depend on. [He tightens his grip on shovel for just a moment.] Me. Myself. And I.

IF I NEED ANOTHER FRIEND I WILL HAVE YOU BUILD IT.

He does try. :)

[sentryslinger]

Well, you know you can always rely on your team, right?

[defendnhills]

Doc, so help me IF YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE ON THE BATTLEFIELD I will have Engineer build a time machine so I can go back in TIME to World War TWO, track down your German ASS and KICK IT SO HARD HITLER WILL FEEL IT FOR WEEKS.

[defendnhills]

NEGATORY.

YOU will be unable to walk to the post office for I will STEAL YOUR BOOTS.

WITH YOUR FEET STILL INSIDE.

He's a little thick.

[defendnhills]

Well not anymore! You killed him!

[defendnhills]

I don't know anymore. This place is getting to me. I need a beer.

[Looks to you, somewhat hopeful inside. You are the Demoman. You're probably 40-proof youself.]

Careful, Eng. You'll remind him he has more than 2 feelings.

[defendnhills]

[Soldier half frowns, looking at you. Of course he can rely on you guys. But why do you have to be all soft and TALK about it? Real Men(tm) don't talk about these things. At least, not while sober.]

[So instead of replying outright, he grumbles slightly. It sort of sounds like "Yeah, I can." but could easily be denied.]

[defendnhills]

Stop trying to use your woman-logic on me, Lady. I can see right through YOU!

[sentryslinger]

[He just smiles knowingly.]

Now, if you ever do want me to build you something you can rely on, you know where to find me.

I think he'd be even more horrified of the stories he'd tell.

[defendnhills]

YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED, RED.

I lost a toe once, back in the war. I KILLED A MAN WITH IT.

[defendnhills]

[Soldier laughs a little.] How about a new rocket launcher? OH! ONE THAT FIRES SENTRIES AT THE ENEMY.

WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

Totally seems to be.

[notintehkitchen]

[Good thing Pyro has high tolerance for stupidity.]

I didn't kill him. I am the Pyro for Sawmill.

... Probably.

[hasstandards]

That why you've got the boots with the steel toes now?

It's part of his charm. <3

[defendnhills]

...

[Processing... Processing...

BUT YOU ARE A GIRL.

Good times, good times.

[defendnhills]

Downunder, my TOES THEMSELVES are made of steel.

I LITERALLY HAVE A LEAD FOOT.

[hasstandards]

[Mumbling.]

A lead foot and a whole lotta nothin' upstairs.

[kiltedcyclops]

[Demo would appreciate not being cracked open and guzzled down like a fine brew. Also the alcohol content of his blood would make you go blind.]

Oh do ye now. And I'mma jussh gonna be handing out Scrumpy like I'm Saint Nick am I?

I laughed so hard I spilt soda all over my keyboard

[pocketsurgeon]

Tch, you vill respawn good as new.

[He just raises an eyebrow.]

Und he vould care about ze deazh of a medical student vy exactly?

[defendnhills]

What was that?