the mun apologies for him posting again so soon but;

[jokul_frosti]

Mun. You live in New York.
New York.
It's December.
Where is the snow?

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[chaosincarnate]

Snow? What is this snow you speak of?

[He's kidding.]

[jokul_frosti]

[Oh man. Apparently this is not the time for kidding around. Snow is SERIOUS BUSINESS. Just look at that cranky face.]

[chaosincarnate]

[And Jaren just grins.]

All right, all right, I admit it. I took all the snow and condensed it into an ice cube, then stuck it in my freezer for next year.

[Because he can totally do that. Y'know, in his dreams.]

[jokul_frosti]

[For a moment the immortal actually considers this to be a possibility, before he reverts back to a frown.]

Ahuh. Right.

[chaosincarnate]

[Jaren really needs new hobbies. Teasing strangers hasn't gotten him anything except beaten up...which he tends to remember and return later.]

I'm kidding! It'd be neat, though. There's probably an ice spell I never learned...I'm sure it'll snow where you are eventually. My mun's stuck someplace it never snows. It's all she really wants for Christmas, too. Mostly.

[Jaren can just make his own snow in the headspace, so he's good.]

I'm Jaren.

[affably_andy]

My mundane wants to know the same. Maybe if we believe hard enough it'll come back.

[jokul_frosti]

My mun is worried that there won't even be snow for Christmas this year. Every year seems to get worse...

[affably_andy]

It isn't exactly warm right now...I'm sure something will happen. And there are still a few weeks left!

[jokul_frosti]

That's true... I mean the air has that nice crisp smell. It should be any time, now.

And come on! Christmas without snow? Like I'm gonna let that happen!

[rainbowfeathers]

My mun lives in that state too! [ A lot of people do. So many teeth to collect from there. ] Snow would be nice. She is itching for you to visit!

[jokul_frosti]

Yeah? That's great! Maybe it'll be really soon-- I might just be "under the weather," as they say? It's supposed to rain tomorrow so I may be able to rework a few minor... details.

[rainbowfeathers]

You're not sick, are you? It would be awful if you caught a cold. [ Puns notwithstanding. ]

[jokul_frosti]

Sick...? I don't think so? I can't really remember what it's like to be sick. Wait...

[Oh no, he's got this look of panic settling in.]

How will I know? What if I'm broken-- I won't be able to be a Guardian anymore if I'm broken!

[rainbowfeathers]

Don't fret! I'm sure you're fine! [ Probably. She doesn't remember the last time she had been sick either. ] It's not like a little cold can keep Jack Frost down, right?

[mywarrenmyrules]

Isn't that your job?

[jokul_frosti]

Kinda like it was someone else's job to hide eggs even in a blizzard?

[A touchy subject, maybe, but Jack seems cheery enough.]

Maybe I just need to work a little harder at it? I mean, this stuff comes so naturally that I bet I could blow some minds if I actually tried.

[mywarrenmyrules]

Someone else did their job.

[Yeah, a touchy subject, even now, but hey. Snowmelt under the bridge.]

With all this belief pouring in, I wouldn't be surprised if you could make flurries fall at the equator.

Not that I'm saying you should.

[jokul_frosti]

Kpffft.

[That was something very far away from a noise of maturity. Under the bridge, yes. Bridges usually freeze before anything else, y'know.]

Maybe I should. Just one day a year have snow all over the globe! What's the worst that can happen?

[mywarrenmyrules]

You mean BESIDES freezing millions of people who're not prepared for conditions below freezing?

[C'mon Jack, don't be that guy. You know, the guy Bunny used to worry you were.]

[naughtylistrecord]

Over here where my mun is. At least I'm doing my job right.

[jokul_frosti]

Hey! I'm doing my job just fine. I'm just-- y'know.

Something is up and it's not my fault.

[spiderkid]

Dude, you got any idea what's it's like to be out in December in a skintight jumpsuit! I'm glad there's no snow yet.

[jokul_frosti]

I don't, actually. Being the bringer of winter kinda gives me a free pass to not being bothered by the cold.

[Though this outfit the other has is pretty amusing.]

Maybe you could try mittens or something?

[spiderkid]

Nuh-uh. Mittens block the web shooters, and the ability to climb walls. Plus, it'd look kind of stupid.